Yep, I dont blog much. TMI+WW

Well, its been a bit since I blogged. Almost 10 days actually. I have been busy trying to get a job. I miss AR terribly. It sucks without her here. I went grocery shopping the other night and was kind of lost. She usually knows what to get and I dont. Sigh. But I'm doing as Ok as I can be without her here.

I have been having crap luck finding a job still. I found one ad today that was gone 4 hours after they posted it. Kinda made me sad. It was a parts/service cashier at a Car dealership close to here that I know. But I think I am gonna try my hand at selling cars. I know its all commission most of the time, but I have found a couple of places that are doing paid training and sign on bonus stuff. So I will see how it goes. Who knows? But thats most of the new for me.

My friend and I are trying to get a website up and going for a publication that we are working on that deals with our vehicles. He has these big ideas of grandeur right now so I have to kinda knock them back down a little and keep him on track. Which is the main reason why he got me involved. I am another mind that thinks of things in a different way than he does while still following the same path. It could turn out to be a great venture. I am helping him with the website design right now. We almost have everything to a point that is ready to launch. I am most likely going to be his right hand man with most of everything. We just need to get everything to a point where we are ready to launch. Still a couple of bugs to work out, but its getting there.

I have seen Dark Knight twice now. It is a completely bad ass movie. Possibly one of the best movies ever made honestly. I shall have a review up on my Review Blog here in a little bit.

Well thats about everything with me so now onto TMI and WW. Geeze I gotta keep up on these things. AR made sure to tell me to play TMI this week since it is the farting questions. Perfect for me!

TMI Tuesday

1. Are your farts;
a. Silent but deadly
b. All sound, no fury
c. Loud and stinky
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE. Its a mixture with me. :)
2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
I fart in front of everyone. I was that kid that farted in school and started cracking up and claimed it when everyone was gagging. Yes, I have farted in front of girlfriends. Like I said, I fart whenever I need to haha. I was the first one to do it with AR. She didnt react too badly, unless it stank.
3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it?
For fun, yes I have. And I dont remember who, but yea, Ive gotten away with it. Usually, I claim them proudly. Ask AR.
4. What food triggers you?
Garlic is my main trigger. But any spicy food will make me stink up a house. Dont let me eat popeyes spicy chicken strips and then let me hang around for a few hours. I will clear your house out. That is a promise. Ask AR.
5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all?
Umm... I have only had that happen once with an ex. Yea, I stopped doing what I was doing. Not scary, more like disturbing. It has never happened with AR. I am happy about that.

Bonus (as in optional): When you do fart with someone in your bed, do you cover their head with the sheet and hold them under? Oh god, hahahah. AR has given me permission to tell the story. I dont hold her head under the covers any more. I gave her a dutch oven one time just messing with her. I farted really loudly and didnt think it would stink. She started gagging and I pulled the covers back and started gagging as well. Nope, I wont put her through that anymore. My regular fart stink is bad enough for her.


TMI from last week

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
I think the term was banger(Headbanger) which is pretty much what metal kids are now.
2. What were you really?
Exactly that. I was a metal kid.
3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
Umm, dont start smoking dumb ass.
4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
I would erase blowing out my back during weight training my freshman year. I still have back pain from that. Dumb fuck coach let me fall instead of spotting me like he should have. My knees gave out and my feet stayed planted on the floor while my ass hit the floor. Not good for the lower back.
5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?Meh, back then, the answer would have been a couple of girls. But now, the answer is none. Im perfectly happy with how my life went.

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit. Yea, I went to both Jr and Seinor proms. Pictures would just be better. I have some from both.
Sorry, No one wants to see my ugly mug. Haha.
Jr Prom:Black and Gunmetal Gray

Sr Prom:All blacked out.


Ok So theres that.

Now for Wednesday Weirdness!!

Wednesday Weirdness #13

1.) What material is your favorite for bed sheets?
Egyptian Cotton

2.) How often do you masturbate?
Eh, not that much. Couple times a week.

3.) What takes you the longest to do while showering? (IE shaving, washing hair, etc)
Used to be washing my hair, but since I cut it all off, washing my body.

4.) What do you think is the right amount of foreplay? Do you spend enough time readying your partner for sex?
It depends on the particular situation. Sometimes more is needed that other times. I think I do.

5.) Who tends to initiate sex more when you are in a relationship?
This relationship, AR. Hardcore. She has the sex drive of a Nympho. Well, She is actually.

6.) What birth control do you use?
Condoms.

7.) What is one thing your partner could do in bed that would instantly turn you off?
Answering a phone call or text message.

Im only going to do this weeks, I dont really feel like doing the 2 I missed. Sorry.