Yep, I dont blog much. TMI+WW

Well, its been a bit since I blogged. Almost 10 days actually. I have been busy trying to get a job. I miss AR terribly. It sucks without her here. I went grocery shopping the other night and was kind of lost. She usually knows what to get and I dont. Sigh. But I'm doing as Ok as I can be without her here.

I have been having crap luck finding a job still. I found one ad today that was gone 4 hours after they posted it. Kinda made me sad. It was a parts/service cashier at a Car dealership close to here that I know. But I think I am gonna try my hand at selling cars. I know its all commission most of the time, but I have found a couple of places that are doing paid training and sign on bonus stuff. So I will see how it goes. Who knows? But thats most of the new for me.

My friend and I are trying to get a website up and going for a publication that we are working on that deals with our vehicles. He has these big ideas of grandeur right now so I have to kinda knock them back down a little and keep him on track. Which is the main reason why he got me involved. I am another mind that thinks of things in a different way than he does while still following the same path. It could turn out to be a great venture. I am helping him with the website design right now. We almost have everything to a point that is ready to launch. I am most likely going to be his right hand man with most of everything. We just need to get everything to a point where we are ready to launch. Still a couple of bugs to work out, but its getting there.

I have seen Dark Knight twice now. It is a completely bad ass movie. Possibly one of the best movies ever made honestly. I shall have a review up on my Review Blog here in a little bit.

Well thats about everything with me so now onto TMI and WW. Geeze I gotta keep up on these things. AR made sure to tell me to play TMI this week since it is the farting questions. Perfect for me!

TMI Tuesday

1. Are your farts;
a. Silent but deadly
b. All sound, no fury
c. Loud and stinky
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE. Its a mixture with me. :)
2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
I fart in front of everyone. I was that kid that farted in school and started cracking up and claimed it when everyone was gagging. Yes, I have farted in front of girlfriends. Like I said, I fart whenever I need to haha. I was the first one to do it with AR. She didnt react too badly, unless it stank.
3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it?
For fun, yes I have. And I dont remember who, but yea, Ive gotten away with it. Usually, I claim them proudly. Ask AR.
4. What food triggers you?
Garlic is my main trigger. But any spicy food will make me stink up a house. Dont let me eat popeyes spicy chicken strips and then let me hang around for a few hours. I will clear your house out. That is a promise. Ask AR.
5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all?
Umm... I have only had that happen once with an ex. Yea, I stopped doing what I was doing. Not scary, more like disturbing. It has never happened with AR. I am happy about that.

Bonus (as in optional): When you do fart with someone in your bed, do you cover their head with the sheet and hold them under? Oh god, hahahah. AR has given me permission to tell the story. I dont hold her head under the covers any more. I gave her a dutch oven one time just messing with her. I farted really loudly and didnt think it would stink. She started gagging and I pulled the covers back and started gagging as well. Nope, I wont put her through that anymore. My regular fart stink is bad enough for her.


TMI from last week

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
I think the term was banger(Headbanger) which is pretty much what metal kids are now.
2. What were you really?
Exactly that. I was a metal kid.
3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
Umm, dont start smoking dumb ass.
4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
I would erase blowing out my back during weight training my freshman year. I still have back pain from that. Dumb fuck coach let me fall instead of spotting me like he should have. My knees gave out and my feet stayed planted on the floor while my ass hit the floor. Not good for the lower back.
5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?Meh, back then, the answer would have been a couple of girls. But now, the answer is none. Im perfectly happy with how my life went.

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit. Yea, I went to both Jr and Seinor proms. Pictures would just be better. I have some from both.
Sorry, No one wants to see my ugly mug. Haha.
Jr Prom:Black and Gunmetal Gray

Sr Prom:All blacked out.


Ok So theres that.

Now for Wednesday Weirdness!!

Wednesday Weirdness #13

1.) What material is your favorite for bed sheets?
Egyptian Cotton

2.) How often do you masturbate?
Eh, not that much. Couple times a week.

3.) What takes you the longest to do while showering? (IE shaving, washing hair, etc)
Used to be washing my hair, but since I cut it all off, washing my body.

4.) What do you think is the right amount of foreplay? Do you spend enough time readying your partner for sex?
It depends on the particular situation. Sometimes more is needed that other times. I think I do.

5.) Who tends to initiate sex more when you are in a relationship?
This relationship, AR. Hardcore. She has the sex drive of a Nympho. Well, She is actually.

6.) What birth control do you use?
Condoms.

7.) What is one thing your partner could do in bed that would instantly turn you off?
Answering a phone call or text message.

Im only going to do this weeks, I dont really feel like doing the 2 I missed. Sorry.

Well hello there everyone

So AR has been gone for almost a week. I miss her like fucking crazy. I have been pretty bored without her. When you are around someone all the time for most of your relationship, you get very used to seeing them. And with her gone, I dont really know what the hell Im doing with myself. Im sad and lonely. And I dont really have fun when I go out, and even eating makes me sad. I went out last night to the pool hall with some friends. Didnt have fun there. And I drove 2 of them so we stopped to get food at the taco bell here in town. And out of instinct, I pulled into the parking spot that AR and I always pull into to eat when we go. I ordered a double decker taco, and 2 cheesy double beef burritos. I only at the taco and one of the burritos. I got sad when I was sitting there and she wasnt. I couldnt finish my food. Yea, Im pathetic. But its how I am.

So I have got 3 reviews up over at my review site. One for Wanted, Hancock, and Hellboy II. It will get there with more. So go give it a looksee if you are interested.

Movie Reviews

Well I said I was going to review my 2 recently watched movies on here, but I am not. I still will, but not here. I created a new blog. I will do movie reviews, restaurant and just general reviews of different places and things I come across and try. Please feel free to pimp it if you like it or add it to your blogroll. Here it is. Go check it out please and thank you?

So its been a while and WW

So Ive been MIA for a little while. After my birthday celebration, AR and I went down to her Mom's house and hung out up until the 8th. She posted about our fireworks adventure and what not and all the drama involved with the 4th and the rest of the weekend fun over at her blog. We spent the rest of the time packing and hanging out. So they had some movers planned to come down and pack everything into the U-Haul truck on Monday at 8am. They called at 8 and said they were about an hour away and had some stuff to do in that city. Then called around 10 to say they were broke down in that city and to give them 2 hours. So after they quit returning phone calls and what not, we decided to get started. AR's dad paid myself and her cousin to pack the truck up. I will not be going into the moving business anytime soon. We finally finished around 10pm. I was dead tired and stank to high hell. And we stayed in AR's aunts house for the night and everyone left the next morning. I hated seeing her go. I love that girl so much. I at least got to have her in the car for 2 hours while we drove to the point where I would split off from them to head home. We will be ok though. She may be states away, but we will ge good. Everything will be better for her out there. About the only reason she wouldnt go is because she would miss me and I would miss her. We know we can do long distance, so she needed to go. Its all goood.

So I have figured out that I am probably going to be seeing a lot of movies while she is gone. She feels bad that I have to go by myself, but I dont mind it honestly. I dont feel like a loser lol. And its cheaper than going out with friends or getting food. So why the hell not? I will probably be doing some posting about my thoughts on the movies that I see. Pretty much a review. So dont be annoyed lol. I think I have pretty good taste in movies for the most part. I love action movies and comedies and some drama suspense. I hate horror movies because all I do is pick them apart and laugh when someone dies. So after this post I will have my review of the movie I saw tonight and the one I saw with AR last week.

So I havent mentioned that I am a Diablo II nerd. I love that game. I may not be the best at it, but Im pretty decent. Im still working on fine tuning things, but I can hold my own. I have been playing since I was in HS, and have lost 2-3 accounts due to inactivity. I have been playing on this particular account since early 2007. So anyways, enough about my D2. Blizzard has announced that Diablo 3 will be made. Check out the link back there and watch the gameplay video. It is such an improvement. Destructible environments!! Woot!! Check it out if you are a nerd like me. Im waiting for the announcement of all of the characters and a release date. It will probably be monthly pay which I hate, but since I love the game, I will probably pay it. So check it out, It will tell you more than I can right now if you are interested.

Now for WW from the past 2 weeks

Wednesday Weirdness #10

1. Do you ever do your own fireworks show in celebration of the 4th of July? Do you go watch a display somewhere else? How do you celebrate?
Most of the time I buy my own "Why not celebrate the Independence of America by blowing up a little piece of it?" We got 600 dollars of fireworks this year. Lasted 2.5 hrs. Hell yea. CL got attacked by an artillery shell. I like watching too, but making stuff blow up is more fun.

2. Do you ever buy extra fireworks while you can to stockpile and have extras packed away for whenever you feel like using them? I used to, but I dont need to now. I dont like being the little punk that shoots off fireworks and annoys people in the middle of the night lol.


3. Would you ever get anything below the waist pierced?
Eh, I thought about it, but having to soak my junk in salt water and the possibility of it tearing.. no.


4. Would you ever join the military?
Probably not. I respect those that do it, but its not the life for me.


5. What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Pepper Jack, Swiss, Gouda, Parmesan, Romano, mozzarella, provolone, Muenster, cheddar its easier to ask what I dont like. lol I hate the really soft cheeses. Yuck.


6. What are three things are you terrible at?
Singing, being on time, and drawing


7. Do you always wash your hands after you use the restroom? 90% of the time I do. I hate not to. I will try to find something to clean them off if I cant. I dont like being unable to do it. Ick.


Now for the most recent one:

Wednesday Weirdness #11: Five Things.

Five answers for each question.
Feel free to explain any answers you give. No need to limit yourself to one worded responses. Unless you want to then that is fine too. :)


Five things you always have in your refrigerator:
1.)Milk
2.)Bread
3.)Cheese
4.)Water Pitcher(I hate drinking tap water unless its straight from the fridge)
5.)Grape Jelly


Five actresses/actors that you think are over-rated:
1.)Will Ferrel(I absolutely despise him. He is not funny and cannot act. He needs to dissapear)
2.)Vin Diesel
3.)That fucking fat kid Johna from Super Bad and Knocked up. I hate that kid.
4.)John Heder(I want back the time from my life for having to see Napolean Dynamite and Blades of Glory{couldnt help but have to watch that, everyone but me and AR wanted to see it})
5.)Jennifer Aniston


Five things around the house that you hate doing:
1.)Washing Dishes(That is my most hated chore)
2.)Mowing the lawn
3.)Taking out the trash
4.)Dusting(have horrible allergies and it needs to be done, but I cant breathe for a long while after finishing)
5.)Washing Dishes(yes I hate it that much, I would rather sweep and mop the whole house and clean toilets and showers instead of that)


Five of your favorite movies:
1.)Boondock Saints is Number 1 all time favorite movie
2.)Tombstone is a bad ass movie
3.)Gone in 60 seconds
4.)300(Frank Miller is a genius)
5.)Happy Gilmore( I could go on forever with movies that I love)


Five businesses/stores (IE Circuit City, Kohls, Hollister, Bed, Bath and Beyond, Home Depot, etc) you would love to win a $2,000 gift card to:
1.)Best Buy
2.)Summit Racing
3.)Jegs
4.)Circuit City
5.)TireRack.com


Im a car nut haha. I cant help it. That would buy lots of stuff for my car lol.
Ok ill get to the reviews in a minute, I gotta go to the bathroom and smoke before hand.