AR's Birthday

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I will post a quick summary at the bottom of this post so those of you who do not wish to read it all can get the gist of what we did. If you do read all of this, I owe you a cookie. Seriously haha.

So as many of you know, AR's Birthday was on Sunday. So since it was fathers day and sunday, we celebrated on friday. Had a blast.

First thing we went and had dinner with my mom and CL who is pretty much an adopted brother. I have a key to his house lol. He is my only friend who my mom has a picture of in the house haha. We had Chili's. It was good stuff. I had a turkey sandwich since im trying to eat a little bit more healthy sometimes now. Had a pretty fuckin awesome waiter too. My drink seriously never got empty before I had a refill. We tipped him pretty good. We invited my mom since she absolutely loves AR. She has told me that if things ever go south with us, that I just have to deal with the fact that she will still be around. Haha. I dont think things will ever go south with us haha. Or so I hope.

So we had planned on going to our favorite Pool Hall with all of our friends around 10. We called several people and invited them, some we couldnt get ahold of. Chevelle and Snakebites couldnt come, we couldnt get ahold of Slim and his gf, some of AR's friends that were not mutual could not make it as well. They had good reasons, but unable to make it. We invited Foghat and Road-E to be nice. Im not on the best terms with Fh, but he would be pissy and more annoying if he found out about it later. So they came, along with LoudGirl, CL, and AR's friend Mac. Not as many as we had hoped, but it was a good night.

FH and R-E showed up around 10:45-11 because FH is late wherever he goes. He used to show up to work 2 hours late and say "they need me so they wont fire me" but anyways. FH made up for it though, by buying AR the new Opeth CD. We all had a good night. I drove AR, CL, LG and myself out there. So I only had 2 drinks and a jello shot. Mac showed up around 10:15-10:30. As soon as we got there, AR and CL started drinking. LG is only 19 or 20, so she couldnt drink. After that the alcohol started flowing. CL bought the bulk of AR's drinks. I actually only had to buy her 2 or 3. Mac was the one big pimpin that night. One of the first things he said was "who likes tequila?" We all jumped on that right away. We all drink tequila haha. So he orders a round of Patron for the 4 of us that could drink. LG had to run away because she loves Patron. He ended up buying several rounds of patron that night. AR was drinking rum and cokes mostly. She ended up having a Kamikazee or 2 and a Royal Fuck and 3 shots of Goldschlagger. Mac had to work the next morning and took off early. It was my first time meeting him and I thought he was a pretty cool guy. Weird but cool. We were gonna buy some of the $1 jello shots and give them to LG so she could take in the bathroom but the bartender kinda knew what might happen so we had to take them at the bar. So AR had 3 of them Haha. All in all, we counted nearly 30 drinks that AR had in a time span of nearly 3 1/2 hours. She was gone before we even thought of leaving. Oh she had a great night.

We all decided to head out and go to Whataburger for some food since everyone was hungry. On the way home CL started getting really sick. He hadnt planned on drinking, and left his car at my house. We knew it would be ok so we took him home on the way there. He had one hell of a hang over the next day. So the last of us went to Whataburger and chowed down and then everyone went their respective ways. We took LG home and then before going home AR decided she wanted a cookie. So we went to Kroger to get her a cookie. Instead we found their "Baby Cakes" It is about a 5" round 4" tall cake. It only cut into 1/4's. She wanted to be cheap and just get 2 cup cakes. So I got the baby cake after she found a chocolate one. And I got her some Batman reeses. Too bad they didnt have the dark chocolate ones. They would have been perfect. So we came home and AR is of course still drunk haha. So she takes shower and we go to bed. She even turned down sex. Yes you heard me right. SHE turned SEX down. That is correct. She was so drunk that it might have ended messy. We went to bed and slept really good.

Saturday, we wake up and I have a car club meeting to go to. AR comes with. It starts at 3 and we are just a little late. Only stay til around 5:40 because I am taking AR out to dinner at 6. She gets really annoyed with many of the people there. I dont care for many of them anyways. But I do like a handful of them so thats why I still go. She is however warming up to one of them since him and his bitch wife are getting divorced. He is less annoying. She was still drunk by time we left. I had to go find some coffee for her so she could try to shake it. It didnt work lol. The coffee was old and burnt.

So after that we went to Fuddruckers and ate since I had never been there and she likes the place. I had a pretty damn good meal. 1/2 lb Triple cheese burger with cheese wedges. Added some nacho cheese on top them. That was good. I know, Im going to die from cheese one of these days. But I love it so. Haha. We left there and came home. AR had another book that she had finished reading and I had started it as well, so I ended up finishing it that night. It was a pretty interesting read. Its called Candy Girl by Diablo Cody. It was a good read.

So since it was late and we wanted to get back out, we decided to go eat at IHOP. Spent a couple hours there chatting and eating. I love sitting down in a restaurant to eat. Especially when you can still smoke in one. I kinda chain smoke in there, but Its nice and relaxing. So we came home and took showers. I decided that while I showered, I would shave my nether regions bare for AR for a half ass birthday present. I dont shave very often. I usually just trim, but Im lazy about it. So I decided to take a razor to it. We got in bed and I showed AR her present. She enjoyed it haha. As well as I. I made her cum 5 times. She couldnt walk around haha.

Sunday, we went to her Mom's house. Her mom made a cheese fondue thing, steak, baked potatoes, baked beans, chicken skewers, sausage skewers, and a bad ass triple threat chocolate cake. I had a picture of her with all the candles lit, but it got deleted somehow. That sucks though. We spent the whole day down there with her family. They got her a lot of presents. We were fairly surprised. Ill let her list out what she got if she wants to, but go her. We left late that night(aka the next morning) for home. She had a really good day. I am glad she ended up having a pretty fucking awesome Bday this year.

Summary:
Friday: We ate dinner with my mom and CL. Went to pool hall with other friends. AR got smashed. She had almost 30 drinks. Ate whataburger, came home AR turns down sex.

Saturday: We went to my car club meeting. AR was still drunk from the night before. Left car club meeting early to go to dinner at 6 at Fuddruckers. Ate good food there. Went home, read, hung out. Went to IHOP later that night, came home, showered. I shaved my nether regions, we had awesome sex. Made AR cum 5 times. We slept good.

Sunday:Went to AR's Mom's. Ate a great meal prepared by her mom. Hung out with her family. AR cleaned up on the presents. Enjoyed our time with her family. Had a pretty fucking awesome birthday.

Sorry if the condensed version is too short and doesnt have enough, but I can only keep it way too short, or way too long. I prefer the long version. If you didnt get enough out of that, please check out the whole post.