So its been a while and WW

So Ive been MIA for a little while. After my birthday celebration, AR and I went down to her Mom's house and hung out up until the 8th. She posted about our fireworks adventure and what not and all the drama involved with the 4th and the rest of the weekend fun over at her blog. We spent the rest of the time packing and hanging out. So they had some movers planned to come down and pack everything into the U-Haul truck on Monday at 8am. They called at 8 and said they were about an hour away and had some stuff to do in that city. Then called around 10 to say they were broke down in that city and to give them 2 hours. So after they quit returning phone calls and what not, we decided to get started. AR's dad paid myself and her cousin to pack the truck up. I will not be going into the moving business anytime soon. We finally finished around 10pm. I was dead tired and stank to high hell. And we stayed in AR's aunts house for the night and everyone left the next morning. I hated seeing her go. I love that girl so much. I at least got to have her in the car for 2 hours while we drove to the point where I would split off from them to head home. We will be ok though. She may be states away, but we will ge good. Everything will be better for her out there. About the only reason she wouldnt go is because she would miss me and I would miss her. We know we can do long distance, so she needed to go. Its all goood.

So I have figured out that I am probably going to be seeing a lot of movies while she is gone. She feels bad that I have to go by myself, but I dont mind it honestly. I dont feel like a loser lol. And its cheaper than going out with friends or getting food. So why the hell not? I will probably be doing some posting about my thoughts on the movies that I see. Pretty much a review. So dont be annoyed lol. I think I have pretty good taste in movies for the most part. I love action movies and comedies and some drama suspense. I hate horror movies because all I do is pick them apart and laugh when someone dies. So after this post I will have my review of the movie I saw tonight and the one I saw with AR last week.

So I havent mentioned that I am a Diablo II nerd. I love that game. I may not be the best at it, but Im pretty decent. Im still working on fine tuning things, but I can hold my own. I have been playing since I was in HS, and have lost 2-3 accounts due to inactivity. I have been playing on this particular account since early 2007. So anyways, enough about my D2. Blizzard has announced that Diablo 3 will be made. Check out the link back there and watch the gameplay video. It is such an improvement. Destructible environments!! Woot!! Check it out if you are a nerd like me. Im waiting for the announcement of all of the characters and a release date. It will probably be monthly pay which I hate, but since I love the game, I will probably pay it. So check it out, It will tell you more than I can right now if you are interested.

Now for WW from the past 2 weeks

Wednesday Weirdness #10

1. Do you ever do your own fireworks show in celebration of the 4th of July? Do you go watch a display somewhere else? How do you celebrate?
Most of the time I buy my own "Why not celebrate the Independence of America by blowing up a little piece of it?" We got 600 dollars of fireworks this year. Lasted 2.5 hrs. Hell yea. CL got attacked by an artillery shell. I like watching too, but making stuff blow up is more fun.

2. Do you ever buy extra fireworks while you can to stockpile and have extras packed away for whenever you feel like using them? I used to, but I dont need to now. I dont like being the little punk that shoots off fireworks and annoys people in the middle of the night lol.


3. Would you ever get anything below the waist pierced?
Eh, I thought about it, but having to soak my junk in salt water and the possibility of it tearing.. no.


4. Would you ever join the military?
Probably not. I respect those that do it, but its not the life for me.


5. What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Pepper Jack, Swiss, Gouda, Parmesan, Romano, mozzarella, provolone, Muenster, cheddar its easier to ask what I dont like. lol I hate the really soft cheeses. Yuck.


6. What are three things are you terrible at?
Singing, being on time, and drawing


7. Do you always wash your hands after you use the restroom? 90% of the time I do. I hate not to. I will try to find something to clean them off if I cant. I dont like being unable to do it. Ick.


Now for the most recent one:

Wednesday Weirdness #11: Five Things.

Five answers for each question.
Feel free to explain any answers you give. No need to limit yourself to one worded responses. Unless you want to then that is fine too. :)


Five things you always have in your refrigerator:
1.)Milk
2.)Bread
3.)Cheese
4.)Water Pitcher(I hate drinking tap water unless its straight from the fridge)
5.)Grape Jelly


Five actresses/actors that you think are over-rated:
1.)Will Ferrel(I absolutely despise him. He is not funny and cannot act. He needs to dissapear)
2.)Vin Diesel
3.)That fucking fat kid Johna from Super Bad and Knocked up. I hate that kid.
4.)John Heder(I want back the time from my life for having to see Napolean Dynamite and Blades of Glory{couldnt help but have to watch that, everyone but me and AR wanted to see it})
5.)Jennifer Aniston


Five things around the house that you hate doing:
1.)Washing Dishes(That is my most hated chore)
2.)Mowing the lawn
3.)Taking out the trash
4.)Dusting(have horrible allergies and it needs to be done, but I cant breathe for a long while after finishing)
5.)Washing Dishes(yes I hate it that much, I would rather sweep and mop the whole house and clean toilets and showers instead of that)


Five of your favorite movies:
1.)Boondock Saints is Number 1 all time favorite movie
2.)Tombstone is a bad ass movie
3.)Gone in 60 seconds
4.)300(Frank Miller is a genius)
5.)Happy Gilmore( I could go on forever with movies that I love)


Five businesses/stores (IE Circuit City, Kohls, Hollister, Bed, Bath and Beyond, Home Depot, etc) you would love to win a $2,000 gift card to:
1.)Best Buy
2.)Summit Racing
3.)Jegs
4.)Circuit City
5.)TireRack.com


Im a car nut haha. I cant help it. That would buy lots of stuff for my car lol.
Ok ill get to the reviews in a minute, I gotta go to the bathroom and smoke before hand.

Yea, I suck at blogging lol.

So, I really do suck at this whole updating thing. Im gonna be going back and editing some things out of my blog due to certain reasons. Anyways lol.

My birthday was Sunday. So we decided to celebrate on Saturday. Check out AR's blog to get a recap of what happened. She did a great job of telling what happened lol. I had a great night. Thanks to the several of you who wished me a happy birthday!

So yea, I have been neglecting my computer lol. Pretty much Ive just been hanging out and trying to spend as much time with AR as possible. Which is going to mean that Im not gonna be here for the next week or so lol. We are taking off tomorrow to spend time at her moms. So I will be MIA til then.

Wow, I suck at the update thing. I really have nothing else to say. Im boring sometimes, I know. Oh yea, Ive been kinda sick to my stomach here lately. It has been really bothering me. I dont understand why Im constantly sick to my stomach. So yea, It sucks. Bleh, Ok Im done.

Since I missed Wednesday Weirdness last week, Ill go ahead and get it up.

WW #9 Wont you Come join our weirdness?
1.) If you could pick how you would die, how would you choose your death to happen?In my sleep.
2.) If you could rid the world entirely of one disease and one disease only, forever, which would you choose and why? Cancer.
3.) How adventurous would you say you are when it comes to trying new things in bed with your partner?Eh, prolly an 8 or so. Im willing to try shit, but Im not super kinky or anything.
4.) What is something sexual that you would absolutely, with no amount of persuasion, ever be willing to do?Letting anyone shit on me or shitting on anyone. Oh and that whole golden shower thing. Nope never.
5.) What kind of laundry detergent do you use?Fuck umm... All and woolite dark.
6.)When listening to music, about how loud do you prefer the music you're listening to to be?Eh, If Im just listening to music by myself, I like it loud. Other than that, I usually just have it medium to low so I can talk to whoever Im with.

AR's Birthday

Im gonna keep this post on top for a while. But Please scroll down to see My WW and TMI post.
WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD
I will post a quick summary at the bottom of this post so those of you who do not wish to read it all can get the gist of what we did. If you do read all of this, I owe you a cookie. Seriously haha.

So as many of you know, AR's Birthday was on Sunday. So since it was fathers day and sunday, we celebrated on friday. Had a blast.

First thing we went and had dinner with my mom and CL who is pretty much an adopted brother. I have a key to his house lol. He is my only friend who my mom has a picture of in the house haha. We had Chili's. It was good stuff. I had a turkey sandwich since im trying to eat a little bit more healthy sometimes now. Had a pretty fuckin awesome waiter too. My drink seriously never got empty before I had a refill. We tipped him pretty good. We invited my mom since she absolutely loves AR. She has told me that if things ever go south with us, that I just have to deal with the fact that she will still be around. Haha. I dont think things will ever go south with us haha. Or so I hope.

So we had planned on going to our favorite Pool Hall with all of our friends around 10. We called several people and invited them, some we couldnt get ahold of. Chevelle and Snakebites couldnt come, we couldnt get ahold of Slim and his gf, some of AR's friends that were not mutual could not make it as well. They had good reasons, but unable to make it. We invited Foghat and Road-E to be nice. Im not on the best terms with Fh, but he would be pissy and more annoying if he found out about it later. So they came, along with LoudGirl, CL, and AR's friend Mac. Not as many as we had hoped, but it was a good night.

FH and R-E showed up around 10:45-11 because FH is late wherever he goes. He used to show up to work 2 hours late and say "they need me so they wont fire me" but anyways. FH made up for it though, by buying AR the new Opeth CD. We all had a good night. I drove AR, CL, LG and myself out there. So I only had 2 drinks and a jello shot. Mac showed up around 10:15-10:30. As soon as we got there, AR and CL started drinking. LG is only 19 or 20, so she couldnt drink. After that the alcohol started flowing. CL bought the bulk of AR's drinks. I actually only had to buy her 2 or 3. Mac was the one big pimpin that night. One of the first things he said was "who likes tequila?" We all jumped on that right away. We all drink tequila haha. So he orders a round of Patron for the 4 of us that could drink. LG had to run away because she loves Patron. He ended up buying several rounds of patron that night. AR was drinking rum and cokes mostly. She ended up having a Kamikazee or 2 and a Royal Fuck and 3 shots of Goldschlagger. Mac had to work the next morning and took off early. It was my first time meeting him and I thought he was a pretty cool guy. Weird but cool. We were gonna buy some of the $1 jello shots and give them to LG so she could take in the bathroom but the bartender kinda knew what might happen so we had to take them at the bar. So AR had 3 of them Haha. All in all, we counted nearly 30 drinks that AR had in a time span of nearly 3 1/2 hours. She was gone before we even thought of leaving. Oh she had a great night.

We all decided to head out and go to Whataburger for some food since everyone was hungry. On the way home CL started getting really sick. He hadnt planned on drinking, and left his car at my house. We knew it would be ok so we took him home on the way there. He had one hell of a hang over the next day. So the last of us went to Whataburger and chowed down and then everyone went their respective ways. We took LG home and then before going home AR decided she wanted a cookie. So we went to Kroger to get her a cookie. Instead we found their "Baby Cakes" It is about a 5" round 4" tall cake. It only cut into 1/4's. She wanted to be cheap and just get 2 cup cakes. So I got the baby cake after she found a chocolate one. And I got her some Batman reeses. Too bad they didnt have the dark chocolate ones. They would have been perfect. So we came home and AR is of course still drunk haha. So she takes shower and we go to bed. She even turned down sex. Yes you heard me right. SHE turned SEX down. That is correct. She was so drunk that it might have ended messy. We went to bed and slept really good.

Saturday, we wake up and I have a car club meeting to go to. AR comes with. It starts at 3 and we are just a little late. Only stay til around 5:40 because I am taking AR out to dinner at 6. She gets really annoyed with many of the people there. I dont care for many of them anyways. But I do like a handful of them so thats why I still go. She is however warming up to one of them since him and his bitch wife are getting divorced. He is less annoying. She was still drunk by time we left. I had to go find some coffee for her so she could try to shake it. It didnt work lol. The coffee was old and burnt.

So after that we went to Fuddruckers and ate since I had never been there and she likes the place. I had a pretty damn good meal. 1/2 lb Triple cheese burger with cheese wedges. Added some nacho cheese on top them. That was good. I know, Im going to die from cheese one of these days. But I love it so. Haha. We left there and came home. AR had another book that she had finished reading and I had started it as well, so I ended up finishing it that night. It was a pretty interesting read. Its called Candy Girl by Diablo Cody. It was a good read.

So since it was late and we wanted to get back out, we decided to go eat at IHOP. Spent a couple hours there chatting and eating. I love sitting down in a restaurant to eat. Especially when you can still smoke in one. I kinda chain smoke in there, but Its nice and relaxing. So we came home and took showers. I decided that while I showered, I would shave my nether regions bare for AR for a half ass birthday present. I dont shave very often. I usually just trim, but Im lazy about it. So I decided to take a razor to it. We got in bed and I showed AR her present. She enjoyed it haha. As well as I. I made her cum 5 times. She couldnt walk around haha.

Sunday, we went to her Mom's house. Her mom made a cheese fondue thing, steak, baked potatoes, baked beans, chicken skewers, sausage skewers, and a bad ass triple threat chocolate cake. I had a picture of her with all the candles lit, but it got deleted somehow. That sucks though. We spent the whole day down there with her family. They got her a lot of presents. We were fairly surprised. Ill let her list out what she got if she wants to, but go her. We left late that night(aka the next morning) for home. She had a really good day. I am glad she ended up having a pretty fucking awesome Bday this year.

Summary:
Friday: We ate dinner with my mom and CL. Went to pool hall with other friends. AR got smashed. She had almost 30 drinks. Ate whataburger, came home AR turns down sex.

Saturday: We went to my car club meeting. AR was still drunk from the night before. Left car club meeting early to go to dinner at 6 at Fuddruckers. Ate good food there. Went home, read, hung out. Went to IHOP later that night, came home, showered. I shaved my nether regions, we had awesome sex. Made AR cum 5 times. We slept good.

Sunday:Went to AR's Mom's. Ate a great meal prepared by her mom. Hung out with her family. AR cleaned up on the presents. Enjoyed our time with her family. Had a pretty fucking awesome birthday.

Sorry if the condensed version is too short and doesnt have enough, but I can only keep it way too short, or way too long. I prefer the long version. If you didnt get enough out of that, please check out the whole post.

WW and TMI

Im always perpertually late with these, but Oh well.

Wednesday Weirdness Come join in on the weirdness!

1. Have you ever ridden in a stolen car? What would you do if, in the middle of going somewhere, found out that the driver had stolen the car you were riding in?Never been in a stolen car that I know of. I would tell them to pull the fuck over right then and there and let me out. Ive got a phone, someone would come get me.

2. What is the most amount of money you've spent in a sex shop or porn store at one time? If you've never been to a porn store or sex shop, why?
Its between 50-100 dollars Im sure.

3. What is the most annoying thing about one of your closest friends?
How cocky he is and how much of a jerk he can be.

4. Have you ever taken someone's prescription medication with or without them knowing and used it for recreational purposes?
Yea, I did once.

5. What is at least one thing you are you insecure about?
The way I look, and my abilities to do anything.

6. What are some things that you prefer to do alone?
I dont know honestly.. I know, thinking. When I need to think about something and concentrate, I prefer to be alone.

7. How would you react if you found out the anonymous babe who writes all your favorite sexy posts on her blog is really your mother?
Hmm.. Im guessing that would freak me out and I would never return to my blog.

TMI Tuesday Why dont you overshare with us?

1. What's your favorite color of lingerie?Black and Dark colors.
2. Do you have a porn collection?Nope. I used to. Was gonna enter it at QuakeCon once, but then I saw guys running up with spools of cd's with nothing but porn. I only had half a spool.
3. Do you have any fetishes?I dont think so.
4. What is your favorite place to have sex?Sex is great anywhere.
5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you?
I like doing all of that. I like having it done as well.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you've had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel? I think its below average. It makes me feel really inexperienced honestly.

Ive been a bad bad blogger and TMI + WW

So, I have neglected my blog for about a week and a half haha. Its probably going to be a regular thing for me. I recently have found out that I dont get online much anymore. Ill still try to post as regularly as I can, but expect me to usually post around wednesday/thursday to do TMI and WW. Ill do updates and what not when I post.

So we had a long weekend and spent it at AR's mom's house. We went down there on Saturday, and just got back this morning about 6am. It was a nice time. We had fun, got to spend a lot of time with her family.

I got some emails and stuff out about job's last week and got 2 reply's and got my resume's sent off to them. Hopefully something comes out of them. I got the 2nd one sent out this morning after we got back.

My sister showed up today to tell me that our cat of 10 years is really sick. I have seen him maybe 3 times since she moved out and took him with her. She loves him. So she was crying. She woke me up today to tell me. He has a urinary tract infection. We had our first cat die of something similar. Except his was kinda like kidney stones. Im gonna try to find a picture of him around here somewhere, but his name is Tank. He is bigger than a small dog. Id say he is about as big as a beagle. He is a punk ass. But he is pretty cool. Im not a big cat person, but my sister is. So we got Tank after our first cat Died in July of 98. We decided his birthday is the 4th of July. So he is close enough to 10 years old. I just got an update from my mom. She informed me that it is indeed a urinary tract infection. He was peeing blood and threw up a little blood. He is going to be at the Vet's for a few days. Probably through the weekend. They have a cathater in him. So Im not as worried now. He can kick this.

Damn, Im hungry. AR is cooking dinner right now. She cooks so damn awesome! haha. I cant wait for it to be done. Ok, well thats all of the update I think I have, so time for TMI and 2 weeks worth of WW. haha.

TMI Tuesday come on over and share with us.

1. If you're in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
Yes, Yes it does. AR and I have the best sex I have ever had.

2. What is the most expensive sex toy you've ever purchased?
I think it was a 20 Vibrator for AR haha. Nothing fancy

3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
Um yea... Sex is still awesome!

4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
No way would I ever have sex with someone else while Im with AR, but back before I was with AR.. The old answer would have been Jessica Alba. She was hot before she went all eating disorder. Now... I dont know. Eva Mendes. There is is haha.

5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
I have had sex in front of up to 2 people before. Never with AR though. We havent gotten the chance lol.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you've ever had.
Hell, I cant pick out a specific one. But it had to be one of the ones with AR where we were both are talking goofy and not actually saying words lol. Pretty much when we fuck each other stupid haha. Its awesome.

Wednesday Weirdness Now go play with us.
This is gonna be WW from last week.

1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A computer technician or a scientist.

2. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use? If you don't eat french fries, what's wrong with you? (Ok so that last one is just a joke. Kind of. *wink*)
I can do both honestly. If I put it on top I will try to use a fork. I have a big mouth so Fries work with forks for me.

3. When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?
I cant remember haha. The last time AR and I were apart lol.

4. When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?
I dont remember when the last time was, but it was AR and we were having a stupid argument.

5. How often do you sing in the shower?
Very Rarely

6. Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
I have not. And yes, maybe I would. Hopefully its nothing with grease to pop lol.


And this is the most recent WW

1.) Do you have anything planned for your father for Father's Day? If so, what?
haha... No. That bastard son of a bitch ran off when I was 3. He never called or even acknowledges that Im alive, so fuck him. I know what I would do if I saw him on fathers day. I would punch him right in his damn face. Bastard ass mother fucker.(Im just a little bitter right?)

2.) If you could visit anywhere in the world with all your expenses paid for each trip, where would you go? Um right now some where nice. Hm... Ireland or something over there. It wont be as hot here.


3.) What are a few things you have done that you previously said you would never do?
Smoking. Drinking, and some drugs. When I was about 5, I got one of my moms cigarettes, and was pretending to smoke it, it made me throw up. And now look at me, just like a freight train. Haha.

4.) How do you react to the bodily functions (passing gas, burping, etc) of your significant other?
Haha, I applaud AR when she belches and its really loud. I have only heard her fart once and she happened to be asleep. I was like "wtf was that... Oh holy hell, she farted! I knew it!!! haha."

5.) What are you allergic to?
Sulfa drugs, and pet dander. Im prolly allergic to more shit, since I have horrible allergies all year round.

6.) If you could go back in time and meet any passed historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Hmm... Historical... Umm either Albert Einstein, Abe Lincoln, or JFK.

7.) Honestly, how often do you check up on any of your exes?
Never.

Update on me and TMI + WW

So Im sure some of you have noticed I only post about once a week. I guess I burned myself out really quick by posting every day. So I have been just lurking and leaving comments here and there. But I havent been on the computer much. I was reading a book "Edge of Battle" by Dale Brown. Its a military style book with Mechanized Robots. It is a sequel to another book "Act of War" I like Dale Brown's writing. Im not much for military stuff, but I like how he does it. Those are the only 2 books that I have by him, but I plan to get more.

I have been having issue's with my Mazda3. Im sure I posted somewhere about it being wrecked in December. I now have a leak that lets rain in and it pools in the back floor board. I cant keep it dry. And now my radio has stopped working. Wont even come on. So I have to get it to another Geico guaranteed repair shop around here. My sleep schedule is fucked right now. I tried fixing it, but just quit waking up. So I havent gone. That and I need to make sure that I have a rental. My other vehicle gets horrible gas mileage, so I cant really use it without doing some major repairs. Yes, I have been lazy as well. I am going to get it in the shop tomorrow. Speaking of, I need to get to bed soon. I did the TMI and WW first. Maybe after I fix my damn sleep schedule, I will post more than once a week.

OH! So you can go read AR's blog to hear about how our 2nd Anniversary went. We had fun. She never posted a link or picture of the ring I got her. So I will do it here.

Claddagh Jewlers
They are based in Ireland. Go check them out and read up on what the ring means.

Ok, Im off here. Enjoy TMI, and WW!

TMI Tuesday!
I know im late, but hey, at least im doing it.

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.
I have only told the truth. "I dont see this relationship going anywhere, so I think we should be done"
2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.
10k? hmm. I wouuld have my Camaro Painted and buy car parts, maybe more care parts for my Trans Am.
3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.
I would buy 2 cars. One for AR and the other for my mom.
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be ____________?
Asking which girl is joining her
5. What sounds to you make during sex.
Good ones. Its usually just moans and groans, "yea's" "oh god's" and stuff like that
Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story.
My worst break up story... I went to visit an ex in Ohio for 3 days, I get back home, and she wont talk to me. I call, no answer. No reply to texts, nothing. I call and some dude answers the phone and tells me she doesnt want to talk to me. So Im getting pissed. 3 days this shit goes on. She wont talk to me. She finally is texting with me and tells me that its over. Yay...




Wednesday Weirdness #5

Note, WW will have its own blog this next week. Its over on my blogroll, so be sure to add it and update it from MG's blog.

On the following questions, use a scale of 0 (being the worst) to 10 (being the best) to rate the things the questions ask about. Also explain why you gave yourself the rating you did. If you cannot use a scale to rate or do not want to, just explain without the numeric rating.


1.) How would you rate your own personal hygiene?
7. Sometimes I go 2-3 days without showering. Yea, thats bad, but if I dont do anything, then I dont usually feel the need to. Im getting better.

2.) How would you rate your ability to keep a secret?
9 When it comes to serious stuff, My lips are entirely sealed. If its with AR and hiding a present Im going to give her, then I let things slip sometimes.

3.) How would you rate your cooking skills?
8. I can cook. I dont normally. I can bake like a motherfucker though. I usually dont cook because AR is so much better than me at it.

4.) How would you rate your level of laziness?
5. Im lazy. I hate it sometimes. AR hates it most of the time. I procrastinate. I have been in a funk for the past 6 months. Im hoping to change that soon.

5.) How would you rate your level of insecurity?
Well, Im going to say a 3 on that. Im pretty damn insecure. Im always having to validate that Im doing things right and make sure everything is ok. Sigh

Late Wednesday Weirdness

I know its late, but at least Im doing it! Enjoy.

Want to play along?? Get the questions over Here

1. What is the worst part about going down on the opposite sex?
If its smelly, or hairy, thats just gross. Oh and if the girl is loose, thats nasty too. With AR, its the fact that she wont let me keep going because its too much lol.

2. What is something you want more of in your current relationship? To understand each other better.

3. What is something you want less of in your current relationship?Confusion.

4. Have you ever had a sex dream that involved a cartoon or fictional character in it?
No lol. I did have a dream about a big purple octopus that lived in a sunken ship that chased me around under water. Nothing sexual haha.

5. Have you ever fantasized about a significant other's parent? That would be a big NO. Haha.

6. Where is the most public place you've ever masturbated?
Well, at one of my old jobs, AR was sending pictures to my phone, I was in the bathroom though, so more public than that would be driving down the highway.

7b. GUYS: If a girl expressed her desire for you to wear a pair of her panties, what would your reaction be? You want me to do WHAT?!!?? Umm no..

8. How much is "too much" when it comes to Public Displays of Affection?
So many have said what I would. Keep it G rated in front of children, but in a bar or something, do what you will haha.

TMI Tuesday

TMI Tuesday

1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off?
0! Go me!!
2. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?
Honestly, I think you can, but it would be an issue.
3. Should prostitution be legal?
I dont think so. I dont think you should make it easier for girls to degrade themselves for money. If you make it legal, there will be more women that will go out and do it. Then the streets will be full of the "cracked out" nasty looking women trying to pick up a John. I know that they already do it to themselves, and that it is degrading like strippers. But there is so much more intimacy involved by fucking someone. A stripper doesnt fuck their customers(normally), so its a different level. Women will do it to make some major bucks, so I just say that we dont need to make it easier for them to do. Do you want some cracked out hooker walking up to your car every time you stop in traffic or at a red light? I dont either. Because that will open up the flood gates to let those crack whores just run free. They will be out in public where everyone can see them, Strippers are confined to strip clubs. People will degrade themselves no matter what, I just say to not make it easier for them to do it. That would be like making crack or heroin or meth legal. So many more people would do it. I will explain more if asked to. So my answer is no, no and hell no.
4. On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
Ill give myself a 7.5 Im good, but not as good as I could be.
5. What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
1.Tell me that they do drugs. Yes Marijuana is a drug. Im not down with that at all. Pot makes me sick as it it.
2.Answer their phone and carry on a conversation.
3.Flirt with some other dude.

I didnt do the bonus this week. I never really dated much. So I dont have any dates that I can recall.

Awesome yet busy weekend

After a shitty start to the week, The weekend turned out pretty fucking awesome.

I dont think we did anything on thursday. So Friday was a lazy day too. We hung out and I decided to go take AR out to dinner at Texas Roadhouse. She likes steak houses. I love them too haha. I had a 16 oz Sirloin, double mashed potatoes, 5 rolls, 5 potato skins, and a shit load of dr pepper. I was miserable, but It was worth it. I over eat when I am having a delicious meal. I cant help it. Especaily since we dont go to TX Roadhouse very often. It has been over a year since we ate there last. Our waiter was really awesome. My drink never got half empty by the time I had another one. That is the best way to earn my tip. Keep my drinks full and you will walk out with much better than 15% with me. Depending on the bill and if I am working, I tip pretty bad ass. There were times where I would eat somewhere by myself and the bill would be under 10 bucks and I would leave a 5 dollar tip. Ive left 10 dollars for 10-20 bill and sometimes on the smaller bills, I have left 100% tip. So the bill was 42.90 and I left him a 10 dollar tip. 25% is good in my book. Especially since there were a couple tables that we saw leave him little to none. And the table next to us was saying they werent leaving him shit.

We left there and were not ready to go home. Got gas, Called Chevelle and SB to see if they wanted to hang out and plan for Saturday's Stars game. They were gonna go to bed soon, So I called up another friend, Pantera(after the car), to see what he was doing. I needed to get ahold of him anyways and let him know I was not going to make the first part of our Car club BBQ and to see if I could bring him the Charcoal I bought for it. I told the club I would bring it, So Im still gonna do it. Him and a couple other members of our car club were at his girlfriends house helping to prepare for the BBQ. We went over and hung out for a bit. Played mario kart on the wii. That was pretty fun.

So we came home. It had been decided earlier in the night that I would make this cake I have been talking about making for a while. I got the idea, and it sounded delicious. Its like a mix between a dirt cup and a cake. I wont give out the recipe yet, but it is good. I was going to do that as soon as we got home. We stopped at a gas station so I could get smokes and a Dr pepper for AR and she hopped in the drivers seat while I was inside. She felt like driving. So she starts driving home. We get there and she is not ready to go in. We decide to go run my car through a car wash. Then after the car wash, I want to get some of this wax that Pantera uses on his car. It is bad ass. I am going to have to do seperate posts for my car stuff haha. Its called zymol. It made the black on his car like a mirror. So I had to pick some up. Got like 50 bucks in car cleaning supplies. I like for my cars to be pretty and shiny haha.

Came home and ended up staying up til 6 working on this cake. I know it sounds weird, but I love to bake. I will make cakes, pies, cookies, brownies and other deserts. I just love it. The cake turned out bad ass btw. I have a picture of it to post.

On a related subject, this is another cake I made. Lemon Cake with Lemon Frosting. Zested a little lemon on top. Pretty damn good.


So we took that to Chevelles Saturday for the game. We had a BBQ there. Chevelle did all the grilling. Made some awesome black angus burgers. Mhmm. I bought some Bud Select and brought it over and we drank on those and watched the Stars game with him and SB. Foghat came over to partake in the festivities as well. The stars won game 5 2-1 in Detroit! Hell yes! I love it. We were all so fucking happy. Hell yea! So since it was a fucking early ass game, and I didnt want to go to my carclub BBQ, we all just hung out for the rest of the day. We decided to go bowling. I suck at bowling usualy. I got a 101 on the 2nd game. 2 strikes in a row on the 10th frame and 9 pins on the last ball. Helped me greatly haha. I wish I could do that more often lol.

After bowling, we decided to go play putt putt. I am usually king of Putt putt. Foghat tied me for 1st with a 45. I hadnt played in a while, and we were rushed since we had people stacking up behind us. We let one group play through. They people behind us were just as slow, so it wasnt too bad. We played in the arcade for about 10 mins and then decided to go get food. We went to Chili's. The service blew. Our waiter didnt remember our shit, so he got a total of maybe 5 bucks from the 5 of us. Assfuck. After that, we all went home and did the sleep thing. Today, Foghat wanted to go to entertainmart. Its like a movie Trading Company mixed with Cd Warehouse, and Gamestop. He wanted to get rid of a PS3 game he bought and get a new one.

I was trying to check out Gran Turismo 5 Prologue for the PS3, but when you entered a race, it wouldnt drive, so I had no idea. it did have one of the controlers that has a fan and vents on it to keep your hands cool. I will need one of those when I get a PS3. I have decided I want one now. We hopped over to one of the XBOX 360 demos they had and we played on Devil May Cry 4. I officially want that game now. I wasnt interested in the series a long while back, but now I am. It has some bad ass graphics and play value.

After leavcing there, we all hit up On The Border. I love this OTB. Best one I have ever had. One of the best mexican restaurants I have eaten actually. We went to town on their chips and Salsa, I had a beef burrito, AR had Chicken tacos, and FH had 2 enchiladas. We came home, And just relaxed and now here we are.

Sorry I havent been posting as much or talking yall up, but As you can see, I have been a busy boy. Im splitting this up into 3 posts since it is so fucking long. Thank you for reading them all haha!

Shitty Start to the week

So now to update everyone on the recent happenings with me. This is how my week started out.

Last Monday night was game 3 in the Stars Red Wings series. I was going to go hang out with my friend BS(for Bud Select, or Bullshit) at Buffalo Wild Wings and watch the game with him since He Called me and asked if we could watch it together. I don't hang out with him much, so I agreed. Said we would do it for Mondays game since I had plans for the game before hand. It comes up to about an hour or more before the game starts and I text him to make sure he is still going. He says he is. Calls me 20-30 mins before the game stars and tells me that he is helping someone move. Says they are on their way to somewhere and should be done in about an hour and a half. I say cool, he should be back in time for the 2nd period. I go up to BWW and sit there, game starts, I order a beer, watch, wait, watch, phone rings. Its BS calling, Its loud in there so I don't hear it. I check the voicemail, its not BS, its some dumb chick that he was dating but dumped. Telling me that they wont be able to make it because they aren't done. This is halfway through the first period. I call back, the dumb bitch answers and tells me they aren't gonna make it. BS doesn't even talk to me. I hang up, Order another beer and finish the game. BS still hasn't called me. That was almost a week ago.

That annoyed the shit out of me. It would be different if I had invited him and he couldn't make it, but he Invited me. I had somewhere else with other friends to watch the game. So I told them I was gonna go watch with BS instead. Ended up watching by myself with 3 beers. Stars lost 5-2 that night. Real bummer since they were down 0-3 in the series. It made me kinda depressed. I had to stop drinking about 2 mins into the 3rd period. I am a lightweight when it comes to drinking now. I used to be a real heavyweight, but since a. I'm on blood thinners from having a stroke, and b. I don't drink that much, I am such a lightweight. Sucks for me, but I'm a cheap drunk now. I was getting tipsy, so I cut myself off. I had to drive home. I do NOT drink and drive. I think people that do are stupid and I threaten my friends if they try to or tell me they did. Many have been hit for it.


After the game, I came home and was relaxing and started feeling shitty. I don't know if it was the beer or something else, but I went to bed early. 10:30. That's early for me. I slept through the day and off and on throughout the rest of the next day. I felt better on Wed and our friend Slim called. He wanted me to come help him move. He needed my help moving the big shit(mattress set, bed, dresser, furniture, etc)into their new place. After that I went to AR's moms house to watch the game with her and her family. The Stars won, I was extremely happy.