Yep, I dont blog much. TMI+WW

Well, its been a bit since I blogged. Almost 10 days actually. I have been busy trying to get a job. I miss AR terribly. It sucks without her here. I went grocery shopping the other night and was kind of lost. She usually knows what to get and I dont. Sigh. But I'm doing as Ok as I can be without her here.

I have been having crap luck finding a job still. I found one ad today that was gone 4 hours after they posted it. Kinda made me sad. It was a parts/service cashier at a Car dealership close to here that I know. But I think I am gonna try my hand at selling cars. I know its all commission most of the time, but I have found a couple of places that are doing paid training and sign on bonus stuff. So I will see how it goes. Who knows? But thats most of the new for me.

My friend and I are trying to get a website up and going for a publication that we are working on that deals with our vehicles. He has these big ideas of grandeur right now so I have to kinda knock them back down a little and keep him on track. Which is the main reason why he got me involved. I am another mind that thinks of things in a different way than he does while still following the same path. It could turn out to be a great venture. I am helping him with the website design right now. We almost have everything to a point that is ready to launch. I am most likely going to be his right hand man with most of everything. We just need to get everything to a point where we are ready to launch. Still a couple of bugs to work out, but its getting there.

I have seen Dark Knight twice now. It is a completely bad ass movie. Possibly one of the best movies ever made honestly. I shall have a review up on my Review Blog here in a little bit.

Well thats about everything with me so now onto TMI and WW. Geeze I gotta keep up on these things. AR made sure to tell me to play TMI this week since it is the farting questions. Perfect for me!

TMI Tuesday

1. Are your farts;
a. Silent but deadly
b. All sound, no fury
c. Loud and stinky
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE. Its a mixture with me. :)
2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
I fart in front of everyone. I was that kid that farted in school and started cracking up and claimed it when everyone was gagging. Yes, I have farted in front of girlfriends. Like I said, I fart whenever I need to haha. I was the first one to do it with AR. She didnt react too badly, unless it stank.
3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it?
For fun, yes I have. And I dont remember who, but yea, Ive gotten away with it. Usually, I claim them proudly. Ask AR.
4. What food triggers you?
Garlic is my main trigger. But any spicy food will make me stink up a house. Dont let me eat popeyes spicy chicken strips and then let me hang around for a few hours. I will clear your house out. That is a promise. Ask AR.
5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all?
Umm... I have only had that happen once with an ex. Yea, I stopped doing what I was doing. Not scary, more like disturbing. It has never happened with AR. I am happy about that.

Bonus (as in optional): When you do fart with someone in your bed, do you cover their head with the sheet and hold them under? Oh god, hahahah. AR has given me permission to tell the story. I dont hold her head under the covers any more. I gave her a dutch oven one time just messing with her. I farted really loudly and didnt think it would stink. She started gagging and I pulled the covers back and started gagging as well. Nope, I wont put her through that anymore. My regular fart stink is bad enough for her.


TMI from last week

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
I think the term was banger(Headbanger) which is pretty much what metal kids are now.
2. What were you really?
Exactly that. I was a metal kid.
3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
Umm, dont start smoking dumb ass.
4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
I would erase blowing out my back during weight training my freshman year. I still have back pain from that. Dumb fuck coach let me fall instead of spotting me like he should have. My knees gave out and my feet stayed planted on the floor while my ass hit the floor. Not good for the lower back.
5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?Meh, back then, the answer would have been a couple of girls. But now, the answer is none. Im perfectly happy with how my life went.

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit. Yea, I went to both Jr and Seinor proms. Pictures would just be better. I have some from both.
Sorry, No one wants to see my ugly mug. Haha.
Jr Prom:Black and Gunmetal Gray

Sr Prom:All blacked out.


Ok So theres that.

Now for Wednesday Weirdness!!

Wednesday Weirdness #13

1.) What material is your favorite for bed sheets?
Egyptian Cotton

2.) How often do you masturbate?
Eh, not that much. Couple times a week.

3.) What takes you the longest to do while showering? (IE shaving, washing hair, etc)
Used to be washing my hair, but since I cut it all off, washing my body.

4.) What do you think is the right amount of foreplay? Do you spend enough time readying your partner for sex?
It depends on the particular situation. Sometimes more is needed that other times. I think I do.

5.) Who tends to initiate sex more when you are in a relationship?
This relationship, AR. Hardcore. She has the sex drive of a Nympho. Well, She is actually.

6.) What birth control do you use?
Condoms.

7.) What is one thing your partner could do in bed that would instantly turn you off?
Answering a phone call or text message.

Im only going to do this weeks, I dont really feel like doing the 2 I missed. Sorry.

WW and TMI

Im always perpertually late with these, but Oh well.

Wednesday Weirdness Come join in on the weirdness!

1. Have you ever ridden in a stolen car? What would you do if, in the middle of going somewhere, found out that the driver had stolen the car you were riding in?Never been in a stolen car that I know of. I would tell them to pull the fuck over right then and there and let me out. Ive got a phone, someone would come get me.

2. What is the most amount of money you've spent in a sex shop or porn store at one time? If you've never been to a porn store or sex shop, why?
Its between 50-100 dollars Im sure.

3. What is the most annoying thing about one of your closest friends?
How cocky he is and how much of a jerk he can be.

4. Have you ever taken someone's prescription medication with or without them knowing and used it for recreational purposes?
Yea, I did once.

5. What is at least one thing you are you insecure about?
The way I look, and my abilities to do anything.

6. What are some things that you prefer to do alone?
I dont know honestly.. I know, thinking. When I need to think about something and concentrate, I prefer to be alone.

7. How would you react if you found out the anonymous babe who writes all your favorite sexy posts on her blog is really your mother?
Hmm.. Im guessing that would freak me out and I would never return to my blog.

TMI Tuesday Why dont you overshare with us?

1. What's your favorite color of lingerie?Black and Dark colors.
2. Do you have a porn collection?Nope. I used to. Was gonna enter it at QuakeCon once, but then I saw guys running up with spools of cd's with nothing but porn. I only had half a spool.
3. Do you have any fetishes?I dont think so.
4. What is your favorite place to have sex?Sex is great anywhere.
5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you?
I like doing all of that. I like having it done as well.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you've had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel? I think its below average. It makes me feel really inexperienced honestly.

Ive been a bad bad blogger and TMI + WW

So, I have neglected my blog for about a week and a half haha. Its probably going to be a regular thing for me. I recently have found out that I dont get online much anymore. Ill still try to post as regularly as I can, but expect me to usually post around wednesday/thursday to do TMI and WW. Ill do updates and what not when I post.

So we had a long weekend and spent it at AR's mom's house. We went down there on Saturday, and just got back this morning about 6am. It was a nice time. We had fun, got to spend a lot of time with her family.

I got some emails and stuff out about job's last week and got 2 reply's and got my resume's sent off to them. Hopefully something comes out of them. I got the 2nd one sent out this morning after we got back.

My sister showed up today to tell me that our cat of 10 years is really sick. I have seen him maybe 3 times since she moved out and took him with her. She loves him. So she was crying. She woke me up today to tell me. He has a urinary tract infection. We had our first cat die of something similar. Except his was kinda like kidney stones. Im gonna try to find a picture of him around here somewhere, but his name is Tank. He is bigger than a small dog. Id say he is about as big as a beagle. He is a punk ass. But he is pretty cool. Im not a big cat person, but my sister is. So we got Tank after our first cat Died in July of 98. We decided his birthday is the 4th of July. So he is close enough to 10 years old. I just got an update from my mom. She informed me that it is indeed a urinary tract infection. He was peeing blood and threw up a little blood. He is going to be at the Vet's for a few days. Probably through the weekend. They have a cathater in him. So Im not as worried now. He can kick this.

Damn, Im hungry. AR is cooking dinner right now. She cooks so damn awesome! haha. I cant wait for it to be done. Ok, well thats all of the update I think I have, so time for TMI and 2 weeks worth of WW. haha.

TMI Tuesday come on over and share with us.

1. If you're in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
Yes, Yes it does. AR and I have the best sex I have ever had.

2. What is the most expensive sex toy you've ever purchased?
I think it was a 20 Vibrator for AR haha. Nothing fancy

3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
Um yea... Sex is still awesome!

4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
No way would I ever have sex with someone else while Im with AR, but back before I was with AR.. The old answer would have been Jessica Alba. She was hot before she went all eating disorder. Now... I dont know. Eva Mendes. There is is haha.

5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
I have had sex in front of up to 2 people before. Never with AR though. We havent gotten the chance lol.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you've ever had.
Hell, I cant pick out a specific one. But it had to be one of the ones with AR where we were both are talking goofy and not actually saying words lol. Pretty much when we fuck each other stupid haha. Its awesome.

Wednesday Weirdness Now go play with us.
This is gonna be WW from last week.

1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A computer technician or a scientist.

2. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use? If you don't eat french fries, what's wrong with you? (Ok so that last one is just a joke. Kind of. *wink*)
I can do both honestly. If I put it on top I will try to use a fork. I have a big mouth so Fries work with forks for me.

3. When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?
I cant remember haha. The last time AR and I were apart lol.

4. When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?
I dont remember when the last time was, but it was AR and we were having a stupid argument.

5. How often do you sing in the shower?
Very Rarely

6. Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
I have not. And yes, maybe I would. Hopefully its nothing with grease to pop lol.


And this is the most recent WW

1.) Do you have anything planned for your father for Father's Day? If so, what?
haha... No. That bastard son of a bitch ran off when I was 3. He never called or even acknowledges that Im alive, so fuck him. I know what I would do if I saw him on fathers day. I would punch him right in his damn face. Bastard ass mother fucker.(Im just a little bitter right?)

2.) If you could visit anywhere in the world with all your expenses paid for each trip, where would you go? Um right now some where nice. Hm... Ireland or something over there. It wont be as hot here.


3.) What are a few things you have done that you previously said you would never do?
Smoking. Drinking, and some drugs. When I was about 5, I got one of my moms cigarettes, and was pretending to smoke it, it made me throw up. And now look at me, just like a freight train. Haha.

4.) How do you react to the bodily functions (passing gas, burping, etc) of your significant other?
Haha, I applaud AR when she belches and its really loud. I have only heard her fart once and she happened to be asleep. I was like "wtf was that... Oh holy hell, she farted! I knew it!!! haha."

5.) What are you allergic to?
Sulfa drugs, and pet dander. Im prolly allergic to more shit, since I have horrible allergies all year round.

6.) If you could go back in time and meet any passed historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Hmm... Historical... Umm either Albert Einstein, Abe Lincoln, or JFK.

7.) Honestly, how often do you check up on any of your exes?
Never.

Update on me and TMI + WW

So Im sure some of you have noticed I only post about once a week. I guess I burned myself out really quick by posting every day. So I have been just lurking and leaving comments here and there. But I havent been on the computer much. I was reading a book "Edge of Battle" by Dale Brown. Its a military style book with Mechanized Robots. It is a sequel to another book "Act of War" I like Dale Brown's writing. Im not much for military stuff, but I like how he does it. Those are the only 2 books that I have by him, but I plan to get more.

I have been having issue's with my Mazda3. Im sure I posted somewhere about it being wrecked in December. I now have a leak that lets rain in and it pools in the back floor board. I cant keep it dry. And now my radio has stopped working. Wont even come on. So I have to get it to another Geico guaranteed repair shop around here. My sleep schedule is fucked right now. I tried fixing it, but just quit waking up. So I havent gone. That and I need to make sure that I have a rental. My other vehicle gets horrible gas mileage, so I cant really use it without doing some major repairs. Yes, I have been lazy as well. I am going to get it in the shop tomorrow. Speaking of, I need to get to bed soon. I did the TMI and WW first. Maybe after I fix my damn sleep schedule, I will post more than once a week.

OH! So you can go read AR's blog to hear about how our 2nd Anniversary went. We had fun. She never posted a link or picture of the ring I got her. So I will do it here.

Claddagh Jewlers
They are based in Ireland. Go check them out and read up on what the ring means.

Ok, Im off here. Enjoy TMI, and WW!

TMI Tuesday!
I know im late, but hey, at least im doing it.

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.
I have only told the truth. "I dont see this relationship going anywhere, so I think we should be done"
2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.
10k? hmm. I wouuld have my Camaro Painted and buy car parts, maybe more care parts for my Trans Am.
3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.
I would buy 2 cars. One for AR and the other for my mom.
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be ____________?
Asking which girl is joining her
5. What sounds to you make during sex.
Good ones. Its usually just moans and groans, "yea's" "oh god's" and stuff like that
Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story.
My worst break up story... I went to visit an ex in Ohio for 3 days, I get back home, and she wont talk to me. I call, no answer. No reply to texts, nothing. I call and some dude answers the phone and tells me she doesnt want to talk to me. So Im getting pissed. 3 days this shit goes on. She wont talk to me. She finally is texting with me and tells me that its over. Yay...




Wednesday Weirdness #5

Note, WW will have its own blog this next week. Its over on my blogroll, so be sure to add it and update it from MG's blog.

On the following questions, use a scale of 0 (being the worst) to 10 (being the best) to rate the things the questions ask about. Also explain why you gave yourself the rating you did. If you cannot use a scale to rate or do not want to, just explain without the numeric rating.


1.) How would you rate your own personal hygiene?
7. Sometimes I go 2-3 days without showering. Yea, thats bad, but if I dont do anything, then I dont usually feel the need to. Im getting better.

2.) How would you rate your ability to keep a secret?
9 When it comes to serious stuff, My lips are entirely sealed. If its with AR and hiding a present Im going to give her, then I let things slip sometimes.

3.) How would you rate your cooking skills?
8. I can cook. I dont normally. I can bake like a motherfucker though. I usually dont cook because AR is so much better than me at it.

4.) How would you rate your level of laziness?
5. Im lazy. I hate it sometimes. AR hates it most of the time. I procrastinate. I have been in a funk for the past 6 months. Im hoping to change that soon.

5.) How would you rate your level of insecurity?
Well, Im going to say a 3 on that. Im pretty damn insecure. Im always having to validate that Im doing things right and make sure everything is ok. Sigh

Wednesday Weirdness #3, TMI Tuesday

First off, I gotta catch up on WW and TMI, then I will get to the rest.

Wednesday Weirdness #3

1.) I get angriest at work when a co-worker doesn't do their job and blatantly slacks off. Sometimes, that makes me just want to hurt people. Instead, I tend to ignore it and just do my work. They will get in trouble for it eventually.


2.) (Hypothetical scenario.) I was walking through the supermarket one day and saw a cucumber . I realized that instead of eating it, a better use for it would be a penis for a snowman.


3.) Three things that relax me more than anything are sex , vegging out and laying with AR .


4.) My favorite two things to do with my hands are eat and touch AR . My two least favorite things to do with my hands are wash dishes and cleaning up a disgusting mess.


5.) I always dreamed about owning a business or a house but never have had the money to pay for either of them.


6.) If I were starving and needed to buy something to eat, I would sell my PS2 , TV and CD/DVD Collection at a Pawn Shop to get cash to buy food.


Now for TMI Tuesday

1. Is there a TV show you HAVE to watch? If so, what is it?
I dont have one that I HAVE to watch, but I prefer to catch House.
2. What is you favorite drink if you are going to drink more than one?
Kamikazee most definately
3. How long do you carry guilt around with you?
Most of the time it last for a little while after everything has been resolved
4. Where is or would be your number one romantic get away spot?
A white sandy beach without a lot of people
5. Have you ever seen a counselor?If you mean like a therapist, yes. At one point in time a long while back, I was very depressed. I contemplated suicide, I cut myself, and I even took a whole bunch of pills once. Didnt work. Got sick and threw everything up about 30 minutes later. Didnt do that again. I was a dumb, fucked up kid. I dont do that anymore. The thought of cutting still crosses my mind whenever I get upset, but I dont act upon it.

Back to the therapist thing lol, I went to him, we talked, he told me that I knew what I was doing and why, so we just had to figure out how to make me stop. And that was all up to me. Pretty much I kept going to him to get the Zoloft. It helped me actually.

Bonus (as in optional): Last summer the Archives of Sexual Behavior the 237 reasons people have sex and the Top 50 Reasons Men and Women Have Sex. What are your top 5 reasons?

1.It feels good.
2.It's Fun.
3. I wanted to please my partner.
4.I wanted the pure pleasure.
5.I was "horny."

Ok, So I caught up with those.