AR's Birthday

Im gonna keep this post on top for a while. But Please scroll down to see My WW and TMI post.
WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD
I will post a quick summary at the bottom of this post so those of you who do not wish to read it all can get the gist of what we did. If you do read all of this, I owe you a cookie. Seriously haha.

So as many of you know, AR's Birthday was on Sunday. So since it was fathers day and sunday, we celebrated on friday. Had a blast.

First thing we went and had dinner with my mom and CL who is pretty much an adopted brother. I have a key to his house lol. He is my only friend who my mom has a picture of in the house haha. We had Chili's. It was good stuff. I had a turkey sandwich since im trying to eat a little bit more healthy sometimes now. Had a pretty fuckin awesome waiter too. My drink seriously never got empty before I had a refill. We tipped him pretty good. We invited my mom since she absolutely loves AR. She has told me that if things ever go south with us, that I just have to deal with the fact that she will still be around. Haha. I dont think things will ever go south with us haha. Or so I hope.

So we had planned on going to our favorite Pool Hall with all of our friends around 10. We called several people and invited them, some we couldnt get ahold of. Chevelle and Snakebites couldnt come, we couldnt get ahold of Slim and his gf, some of AR's friends that were not mutual could not make it as well. They had good reasons, but unable to make it. We invited Foghat and Road-E to be nice. Im not on the best terms with Fh, but he would be pissy and more annoying if he found out about it later. So they came, along with LoudGirl, CL, and AR's friend Mac. Not as many as we had hoped, but it was a good night.

FH and R-E showed up around 10:45-11 because FH is late wherever he goes. He used to show up to work 2 hours late and say "they need me so they wont fire me" but anyways. FH made up for it though, by buying AR the new Opeth CD. We all had a good night. I drove AR, CL, LG and myself out there. So I only had 2 drinks and a jello shot. Mac showed up around 10:15-10:30. As soon as we got there, AR and CL started drinking. LG is only 19 or 20, so she couldnt drink. After that the alcohol started flowing. CL bought the bulk of AR's drinks. I actually only had to buy her 2 or 3. Mac was the one big pimpin that night. One of the first things he said was "who likes tequila?" We all jumped on that right away. We all drink tequila haha. So he orders a round of Patron for the 4 of us that could drink. LG had to run away because she loves Patron. He ended up buying several rounds of patron that night. AR was drinking rum and cokes mostly. She ended up having a Kamikazee or 2 and a Royal Fuck and 3 shots of Goldschlagger. Mac had to work the next morning and took off early. It was my first time meeting him and I thought he was a pretty cool guy. Weird but cool. We were gonna buy some of the $1 jello shots and give them to LG so she could take in the bathroom but the bartender kinda knew what might happen so we had to take them at the bar. So AR had 3 of them Haha. All in all, we counted nearly 30 drinks that AR had in a time span of nearly 3 1/2 hours. She was gone before we even thought of leaving. Oh she had a great night.

We all decided to head out and go to Whataburger for some food since everyone was hungry. On the way home CL started getting really sick. He hadnt planned on drinking, and left his car at my house. We knew it would be ok so we took him home on the way there. He had one hell of a hang over the next day. So the last of us went to Whataburger and chowed down and then everyone went their respective ways. We took LG home and then before going home AR decided she wanted a cookie. So we went to Kroger to get her a cookie. Instead we found their "Baby Cakes" It is about a 5" round 4" tall cake. It only cut into 1/4's. She wanted to be cheap and just get 2 cup cakes. So I got the baby cake after she found a chocolate one. And I got her some Batman reeses. Too bad they didnt have the dark chocolate ones. They would have been perfect. So we came home and AR is of course still drunk haha. So she takes shower and we go to bed. She even turned down sex. Yes you heard me right. SHE turned SEX down. That is correct. She was so drunk that it might have ended messy. We went to bed and slept really good.

Saturday, we wake up and I have a car club meeting to go to. AR comes with. It starts at 3 and we are just a little late. Only stay til around 5:40 because I am taking AR out to dinner at 6. She gets really annoyed with many of the people there. I dont care for many of them anyways. But I do like a handful of them so thats why I still go. She is however warming up to one of them since him and his bitch wife are getting divorced. He is less annoying. She was still drunk by time we left. I had to go find some coffee for her so she could try to shake it. It didnt work lol. The coffee was old and burnt.

So after that we went to Fuddruckers and ate since I had never been there and she likes the place. I had a pretty damn good meal. 1/2 lb Triple cheese burger with cheese wedges. Added some nacho cheese on top them. That was good. I know, Im going to die from cheese one of these days. But I love it so. Haha. We left there and came home. AR had another book that she had finished reading and I had started it as well, so I ended up finishing it that night. It was a pretty interesting read. Its called Candy Girl by Diablo Cody. It was a good read.

So since it was late and we wanted to get back out, we decided to go eat at IHOP. Spent a couple hours there chatting and eating. I love sitting down in a restaurant to eat. Especially when you can still smoke in one. I kinda chain smoke in there, but Its nice and relaxing. So we came home and took showers. I decided that while I showered, I would shave my nether regions bare for AR for a half ass birthday present. I dont shave very often. I usually just trim, but Im lazy about it. So I decided to take a razor to it. We got in bed and I showed AR her present. She enjoyed it haha. As well as I. I made her cum 5 times. She couldnt walk around haha.

Sunday, we went to her Mom's house. Her mom made a cheese fondue thing, steak, baked potatoes, baked beans, chicken skewers, sausage skewers, and a bad ass triple threat chocolate cake. I had a picture of her with all the candles lit, but it got deleted somehow. That sucks though. We spent the whole day down there with her family. They got her a lot of presents. We were fairly surprised. Ill let her list out what she got if she wants to, but go her. We left late that night(aka the next morning) for home. She had a really good day. I am glad she ended up having a pretty fucking awesome Bday this year.

Summary:
Friday: We ate dinner with my mom and CL. Went to pool hall with other friends. AR got smashed. She had almost 30 drinks. Ate whataburger, came home AR turns down sex.

Saturday: We went to my car club meeting. AR was still drunk from the night before. Left car club meeting early to go to dinner at 6 at Fuddruckers. Ate good food there. Went home, read, hung out. Went to IHOP later that night, came home, showered. I shaved my nether regions, we had awesome sex. Made AR cum 5 times. We slept good.

Sunday:Went to AR's Mom's. Ate a great meal prepared by her mom. Hung out with her family. AR cleaned up on the presents. Enjoyed our time with her family. Had a pretty fucking awesome birthday.

Sorry if the condensed version is too short and doesnt have enough, but I can only keep it way too short, or way too long. I prefer the long version. If you didnt get enough out of that, please check out the whole post.

Ive been a bad bad blogger and TMI + WW

So, I have neglected my blog for about a week and a half haha. Its probably going to be a regular thing for me. I recently have found out that I dont get online much anymore. Ill still try to post as regularly as I can, but expect me to usually post around wednesday/thursday to do TMI and WW. Ill do updates and what not when I post.

So we had a long weekend and spent it at AR's mom's house. We went down there on Saturday, and just got back this morning about 6am. It was a nice time. We had fun, got to spend a lot of time with her family.

I got some emails and stuff out about job's last week and got 2 reply's and got my resume's sent off to them. Hopefully something comes out of them. I got the 2nd one sent out this morning after we got back.

My sister showed up today to tell me that our cat of 10 years is really sick. I have seen him maybe 3 times since she moved out and took him with her. She loves him. So she was crying. She woke me up today to tell me. He has a urinary tract infection. We had our first cat die of something similar. Except his was kinda like kidney stones. Im gonna try to find a picture of him around here somewhere, but his name is Tank. He is bigger than a small dog. Id say he is about as big as a beagle. He is a punk ass. But he is pretty cool. Im not a big cat person, but my sister is. So we got Tank after our first cat Died in July of 98. We decided his birthday is the 4th of July. So he is close enough to 10 years old. I just got an update from my mom. She informed me that it is indeed a urinary tract infection. He was peeing blood and threw up a little blood. He is going to be at the Vet's for a few days. Probably through the weekend. They have a cathater in him. So Im not as worried now. He can kick this.

Damn, Im hungry. AR is cooking dinner right now. She cooks so damn awesome! haha. I cant wait for it to be done. Ok, well thats all of the update I think I have, so time for TMI and 2 weeks worth of WW. haha.

TMI Tuesday come on over and share with us.

1. If you're in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
Yes, Yes it does. AR and I have the best sex I have ever had.

2. What is the most expensive sex toy you've ever purchased?
I think it was a 20 Vibrator for AR haha. Nothing fancy

3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
Um yea... Sex is still awesome!

4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
No way would I ever have sex with someone else while Im with AR, but back before I was with AR.. The old answer would have been Jessica Alba. She was hot before she went all eating disorder. Now... I dont know. Eva Mendes. There is is haha.

5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
I have had sex in front of up to 2 people before. Never with AR though. We havent gotten the chance lol.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you've ever had.
Hell, I cant pick out a specific one. But it had to be one of the ones with AR where we were both are talking goofy and not actually saying words lol. Pretty much when we fuck each other stupid haha. Its awesome.

Wednesday Weirdness Now go play with us.
This is gonna be WW from last week.

1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A computer technician or a scientist.

2. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use? If you don't eat french fries, what's wrong with you? (Ok so that last one is just a joke. Kind of. *wink*)
I can do both honestly. If I put it on top I will try to use a fork. I have a big mouth so Fries work with forks for me.

3. When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?
I cant remember haha. The last time AR and I were apart lol.

4. When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?
I dont remember when the last time was, but it was AR and we were having a stupid argument.

5. How often do you sing in the shower?
Very Rarely

6. Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
I have not. And yes, maybe I would. Hopefully its nothing with grease to pop lol.


And this is the most recent WW

1.) Do you have anything planned for your father for Father's Day? If so, what?
haha... No. That bastard son of a bitch ran off when I was 3. He never called or even acknowledges that Im alive, so fuck him. I know what I would do if I saw him on fathers day. I would punch him right in his damn face. Bastard ass mother fucker.(Im just a little bitter right?)

2.) If you could visit anywhere in the world with all your expenses paid for each trip, where would you go? Um right now some where nice. Hm... Ireland or something over there. It wont be as hot here.


3.) What are a few things you have done that you previously said you would never do?
Smoking. Drinking, and some drugs. When I was about 5, I got one of my moms cigarettes, and was pretending to smoke it, it made me throw up. And now look at me, just like a freight train. Haha.

4.) How do you react to the bodily functions (passing gas, burping, etc) of your significant other?
Haha, I applaud AR when she belches and its really loud. I have only heard her fart once and she happened to be asleep. I was like "wtf was that... Oh holy hell, she farted! I knew it!!! haha."

5.) What are you allergic to?
Sulfa drugs, and pet dander. Im prolly allergic to more shit, since I have horrible allergies all year round.

6.) If you could go back in time and meet any passed historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Hmm... Historical... Umm either Albert Einstein, Abe Lincoln, or JFK.

7.) Honestly, how often do you check up on any of your exes?
Never.

Awesome yet busy weekend

After a shitty start to the week, The weekend turned out pretty fucking awesome.

I dont think we did anything on thursday. So Friday was a lazy day too. We hung out and I decided to go take AR out to dinner at Texas Roadhouse. She likes steak houses. I love them too haha. I had a 16 oz Sirloin, double mashed potatoes, 5 rolls, 5 potato skins, and a shit load of dr pepper. I was miserable, but It was worth it. I over eat when I am having a delicious meal. I cant help it. Especaily since we dont go to TX Roadhouse very often. It has been over a year since we ate there last. Our waiter was really awesome. My drink never got half empty by the time I had another one. That is the best way to earn my tip. Keep my drinks full and you will walk out with much better than 15% with me. Depending on the bill and if I am working, I tip pretty bad ass. There were times where I would eat somewhere by myself and the bill would be under 10 bucks and I would leave a 5 dollar tip. Ive left 10 dollars for 10-20 bill and sometimes on the smaller bills, I have left 100% tip. So the bill was 42.90 and I left him a 10 dollar tip. 25% is good in my book. Especially since there were a couple tables that we saw leave him little to none. And the table next to us was saying they werent leaving him shit.

We left there and were not ready to go home. Got gas, Called Chevelle and SB to see if they wanted to hang out and plan for Saturday's Stars game. They were gonna go to bed soon, So I called up another friend, Pantera(after the car), to see what he was doing. I needed to get ahold of him anyways and let him know I was not going to make the first part of our Car club BBQ and to see if I could bring him the Charcoal I bought for it. I told the club I would bring it, So Im still gonna do it. Him and a couple other members of our car club were at his girlfriends house helping to prepare for the BBQ. We went over and hung out for a bit. Played mario kart on the wii. That was pretty fun.

So we came home. It had been decided earlier in the night that I would make this cake I have been talking about making for a while. I got the idea, and it sounded delicious. Its like a mix between a dirt cup and a cake. I wont give out the recipe yet, but it is good. I was going to do that as soon as we got home. We stopped at a gas station so I could get smokes and a Dr pepper for AR and she hopped in the drivers seat while I was inside. She felt like driving. So she starts driving home. We get there and she is not ready to go in. We decide to go run my car through a car wash. Then after the car wash, I want to get some of this wax that Pantera uses on his car. It is bad ass. I am going to have to do seperate posts for my car stuff haha. Its called zymol. It made the black on his car like a mirror. So I had to pick some up. Got like 50 bucks in car cleaning supplies. I like for my cars to be pretty and shiny haha.

Came home and ended up staying up til 6 working on this cake. I know it sounds weird, but I love to bake. I will make cakes, pies, cookies, brownies and other deserts. I just love it. The cake turned out bad ass btw. I have a picture of it to post.

On a related subject, this is another cake I made. Lemon Cake with Lemon Frosting. Zested a little lemon on top. Pretty damn good.


So we took that to Chevelles Saturday for the game. We had a BBQ there. Chevelle did all the grilling. Made some awesome black angus burgers. Mhmm. I bought some Bud Select and brought it over and we drank on those and watched the Stars game with him and SB. Foghat came over to partake in the festivities as well. The stars won game 5 2-1 in Detroit! Hell yes! I love it. We were all so fucking happy. Hell yea! So since it was a fucking early ass game, and I didnt want to go to my carclub BBQ, we all just hung out for the rest of the day. We decided to go bowling. I suck at bowling usualy. I got a 101 on the 2nd game. 2 strikes in a row on the 10th frame and 9 pins on the last ball. Helped me greatly haha. I wish I could do that more often lol.

After bowling, we decided to go play putt putt. I am usually king of Putt putt. Foghat tied me for 1st with a 45. I hadnt played in a while, and we were rushed since we had people stacking up behind us. We let one group play through. They people behind us were just as slow, so it wasnt too bad. We played in the arcade for about 10 mins and then decided to go get food. We went to Chili's. The service blew. Our waiter didnt remember our shit, so he got a total of maybe 5 bucks from the 5 of us. Assfuck. After that, we all went home and did the sleep thing. Today, Foghat wanted to go to entertainmart. Its like a movie Trading Company mixed with Cd Warehouse, and Gamestop. He wanted to get rid of a PS3 game he bought and get a new one.

I was trying to check out Gran Turismo 5 Prologue for the PS3, but when you entered a race, it wouldnt drive, so I had no idea. it did have one of the controlers that has a fan and vents on it to keep your hands cool. I will need one of those when I get a PS3. I have decided I want one now. We hopped over to one of the XBOX 360 demos they had and we played on Devil May Cry 4. I officially want that game now. I wasnt interested in the series a long while back, but now I am. It has some bad ass graphics and play value.

After leavcing there, we all hit up On The Border. I love this OTB. Best one I have ever had. One of the best mexican restaurants I have eaten actually. We went to town on their chips and Salsa, I had a beef burrito, AR had Chicken tacos, and FH had 2 enchiladas. We came home, And just relaxed and now here we are.

Sorry I havent been posting as much or talking yall up, but As you can see, I have been a busy boy. Im splitting this up into 3 posts since it is so fucking long. Thank you for reading them all haha!