Fabian Brunnstrom where have you been all my life?

For those of you who do not know who Fabian Brunnstrom is, Thats him, number 96. He played his first NHL game tonight against the Nashville Predators in Dallas.

Why am I posting about this kid? Well, you see that picture over there. See him all happy and shit? Thats because he got a hat trick tonight (3 goals in one game) Yes, his first NHL game and he gets a damn hat trick.

We just signed him this year and he is out there playing with the big boys and kicking ass. He is only 23. He is from Sweden. Im hoping he is going to make a name for himself in Dallas. If he keeps this up, he will be unstoppable. Go Brunnstrom!


Ok so I went to the game tonight with CL and Road-E. We may have had some pretty high up seats, but they were free and actually not that bad.

I bought a new hat tonight. I havent bought a new baseball cap in a long time and I liked this Stars one that I found. It is a pretty awesome hat for only 20 bucks.

The Stars won tonight 6-4. It was a roller coaster of a game. We went up and then they came back and tied and we would go up and they would tie. It was crazy. But we answered every one of their goals with one of our own.

Road-E is a big Stars fan as well, but CL is not. He never sat down and figured the game out. He just hung out and watched games with me to do something. But now, he wants to learn the game. And he is grasping it pretty well. I told him that he needed some Stars merch since he was the only one not wearing anything Stars tonight. So he bought a new hat as well. Same one as me. Technically, he bought his first, and I liked it. Plus it was the only flex fit hat that they had that fit my big head. The others were too small. I just have to get it to stretch a little bit. He is gonna be a real Stars fan yet haha.

He picked one hell of a game to go to haha. It was bad ass. Fuck Im still hyped over it haha.

Im just getting over this horrible ass sinus infection as well. Actually working on quitting smoking. I have been sick for about 2 weeks now. Still not completely over this.

Well, Im still hating my job. Seriously thinking about going back to delivering food. But I gotta find the right place. I was also talking with one of the guys I work with today about when he worked as an insurance adjuster. I think I could be an automotive adjuster. I know cars fairly well. I have had to point things out to adjusters before. He says they make pretty good money as well. I might think of picking that up.

I always work something different haha. Im a jack of all trades kinda guy. I like to know how to do lots of shit. I mean, I know how to work on cars, work on computers, know some law stuff from doing bail bonds, know the cell phone industry from working for ATT, know how to make pizza, know how the automotive sales industry works, and several other things I have picked up over the years. That is also from my bouncing from job to job that I dont like. Which has been bad yet good since I have gained a lot of knowledge along the way.

Who knows what Im gonna do. I always have some crazy idea cooked up in my head. AR usually tells me that I am silly because I am always coming up with something. I mean, I wanted to open a bar, an internet cafe, build computers and sell them, buy and sell real estate, open a whataburger in California since there are none there, open up a musicians practice room facility, open up a concert venue, manage bands, run a bbq smoker trailer, and here recently buy and run vending machines.

I have this problem working for people. I dont like it. I want to be my own boss. I am an entrepreneur at heart. So I have to find something that I can run. I think I have just the thing. Though. It will make me happy, not rich, but happy.

Well I rambled enough, so Im gonna get off here haha.

Bored and getting tired.

Hello again folks. Yes, Its me, posting again so soon. What, its been like a day? Exactly. Oh well, I am trying to post more around here.

I figured something out today about what I was trying to do for a new job. I knew I would have to file a 1099 because I would be an independant contractor. Which means I have to pay my taxes at the end of the year. So I would need to take about 30% of my wages and put them back to pay my taxes. Of course deductions would cover some of that, but I wont have enough to cover all of that. The way I look at it is. Average $540 a week but I assume low, so $500. I would need to hold back $150. So that makes my weekly pay about 350. Which is not much more than I am making now. And then I have to pay for gas, maintenence, and all of my other expenses. So it sucks. I am really gonna have to say no to that job.

I wanted to go to the state fair today, but I woke up late and had other stuff to do. I mailed out AR's package today. I sent her a good bunch of stuff. She will love everything. Then I was really hungry and I went to go get some food with Foghat at On the Border. Then I came home and am just chilling here all night.

Well I ran out of things to say. So Im gonna get off here. Later all.

Hello folks

I sit here still in my work clothes because I dont have to work tomorrow. I dont care to change yet, but probably will soon since Im wearing a long sleeve button down and slacks. I am tolerating my job a little better now. My managers are becoming a lot better to deal with. But... Im worried as well. They have fired 3 people in the past 2 days. The used car manager, the used car internet guy, and the top used car salesman. Im guessing they are completely eliminating the used car dept.

Im already doing better this month than I was last month. I have already gotten a deal. Well.. kinda, it was yesterday, but I dont know if it will go on this month or last month. but its half a deal. So Im good right now. Sept sucked for me up there. Im looking to make a good sale this weekend if I can get my friends brother approved. We have a truck that we didnt pay very much for but is still in awesome condition. Its an 07 with 8k miles on it. Nothing wrong with it. I just hope its what he is looking for. Its worth a lot more than the selling price is. Im going to sell it for more and make myself a big comission check. I dont know this guy, so Im all good. I need a good check to leave this place on.

I have decided that I am going to be a courier. I have a few prospects that I will be calling tomorrow and will try to get hired soon. Im ready to leave that dealership. I would like to keep in touch with some of the people, but not as an employee.

Ok so Im gonna go smoke and start on a diff subject.

So I am very happy for AR, she is happy with this new dental office. And she starts her work next week. She seems very happy about it as well. This is a good thing for her. :) So I still miss her like crazy. I get down about this very often. There are so many things that we normally do and wanted to do. We were gonna go to several hockey games this season. I dont like going out without her. I go out every once in a while now. I am saving money like crazy though so thats a good thing. I should be able to go out to see her soon. That will be awesome. I really want her to come home for a visit as well. I will take her out to do many things when she does come home.

So my sister wants me to meet her boyfriend. I have not had a good opinion of this guy at all ever since I knew of him. He is 17 years older than her. I do not like this at all. She is 20. But so far he has been treating her right. He is a pretty well off guy. He buys her nice things all the time. He is the GM of a busy bar in downtown Dallas. He earned some respect from me the other night. My sister had an episode. He calmed her down and took care of her. Then told her manager the next day who then told a cop who regularly comes into her job. They got her some help. She is doing better now. So like I said she wants me to meet him. She always wants me to meet her boyfriends. I guess she likes my approval. She never listens to me but yea, she does want me to meet them. Well, Im going to go meet him saturday night. We are going to go up to the bar that he manages. I will be getting in free, free valet, and free drinks. Too bad I dont drink that much anymore. Its hard for me to lose the opinion that I formed about him. To me he is just some old sleeze bag that wants to date a young girl. I will give him a chance though I guess. My mom has met him and seems to be ok with him. He is much better than her past boyfriends though. He isnt a drug dealer/drug addict. That makes me happy. I shall let everyone know how that meeting goes

AR is bored and I am going to get off here and call her now.

Oh, I have a real quick question for everyone, How do you get rid of your confidential documents? Personally, I burn them. Just comment and let me know. Thank you.

Why hello there. Its late and I still hate my job

So, this is a normal post. It wont be a long one so no worries.

I miss AR like crazy. She has been gone about 2 months and I am really having a hard time without her. She is my everything. My support when I get down on myself. I dont have very good self confidence. And she always makes me feel good. I miss her sleeping in my bed. I miss hugging her and kissing her. I miss just randomly touching her throughout the day. I miss her making fun of me. I even miss her hyper off of coffee crazy little nights. I miss everything about her. I work a lot so that helps, but even at work, I still miss her like crazy. I do not sleep in the center of my bed. I do not sleep on her side of the bed. Since she has left, I still sleep on my side. Her 2 pillows take up her side of the bed. And thats the only way I can sleep. I even miss her ice cold feet. She always asks me if her feet are cold and then puts them on my legs. I miss that. Everything I miss. Sigh... I just want her to be back here with me.

So on to the hating my job part. I sell cars at a Chrysler Dealership. I went through a staffing agency that staffs car dealers to get that job. Took their online training and got hired. Well if anyone has been keeping up with the automotive world, they should know that Chrysler's sales have dropped more than the other American auto makers. The dealership has not made a profit in over a year. The customer traffic is horrid. We haven't sold one new car since monday. I cant believe that I would be placed at a dealership that has lost that much money. My direct manager is a dick. He is only there because his buddy is the General Sales Manager. He is pushy and pretty fucking unpleasant to be around. And an ass fuck to boot. He is the main reason I hate that place. The former owner used to piss me off but he got bought out by chrysler corp. Which makes me happy. I foresee this dealership getting shut down. I will have a new job by then anyways. But yea, I hate that place. Its on the edge of the ghetto. Our average credit score that comes through is a 400. The cheapest vehicle we have is 19k. We dont have any vehicle that gets 30 mpg. The closest is 27 from a jeep suv. Its embarrassing. Main reason why we dont sell any cars. Everyone is buying fuel efficient vehicles right now. we have about 40 chrysler 300's which start at 26k and get 25mpg highway. It is just poor planning by the dealership. I would have some of them but have more of the most fuel efficient vehicles that chrysler made. And they wonder why they cant sell cars.

So I am thinking about being an independent contract courier. Use my own car to deliver packages around the DFW area. Its either that or do security. I was wanting to not use my car to be a courier, but I might have to. I loved delivering pizza, and I love driving. So it seems like the perfect job for me. I have put in apps for some companies, but have not heard anything back yet.

Well thats about all of the update for me that I can think of right now. And this went longer than I thought. So thats all. I am going to try to get a couple reviews up on my review blog soon when I have the time.

Catching up on a shit load of WW

Wednesday Weirdness. Play with us, you know you want to.

WW #21

1.) If you caught your partner viewing porn online and masturbating, how would you react?
I would ask what she was watching and check it out and possibly have some sexy time together. :)

2.) If you caught your partner participating in a sex chat room online, how would you react?
That might irk me a little bit. Especially if it was with a dude. Now if its with girls, Im all cool. She can chat up the ladies all she wants.

3.) Did your parents know when you became sexually active? How did they find out?
Um, Nope haha. Umm... She just knew lol.

4.) How open were/are your parents about sex?
My mom is not at all lol. Well maybe a little tiny bit, but yea not really at all.

5.) When was the last time you had a splinter? What part of your body was it stuck in?
Hell I dont remember haha.

6.) If you could only bring back ONE extinct animal, what would it be and why?
Hmm, interesting. Im not sure, probably a stegosaurus.

Wednesday Weirdness #20: Weight Watchers

1. Are you happy with how much you weigh? Why or Why not?
Nope, not at all. Because im about 60 lbs over weight.

2. Have you ever been at a weight you are happy with?
Probably, but not in some years.

3. Are you currently on a diet now? If yes, describe.
Nope

4. What is the craziest thing you have ever done to lose weight?
I took hydroxycut when I was in HS. It worked, but yea, that wasnt good for me

5. What is your favorite thing about your body?
My large frame.
6. What is your least favorite thing about your body
My fat.

WW #19

1.) Someone dares you to eat two cooked bulls testicles for 1,500 dollars. They're fried, topped with nacho cheese, belly button lint, lima beans, sweat rung out from a dirty sock and maple syrup and you have to eat it all. Are you going to eat it for the cash or pass?
Nope, Im passing on that. Not just for 1500 bucks. Sweat from the sock killed it. I could do everything else. I might puke, but I prolly could. I have eaten some weird shit.

2.) If you were not getting enough sex in your relationship, how would you handle it? Would you cheat on your significant other?
Easy, just say "Baby, lets fuck" more. Nope not a cheater.

3.) Would you cheat if you knew you would never be caught? Why or why not?
How about hell no. Because I love my girlfriend with all of my heart.

4.) If you could get rid of any of the late night talk show hosts and replace them with anyone you want, what late night persona would you get rid of and who would you replace them with?
Carson Daily. His show is stupid as fuck. I would replace him with Adam Sandler.

5.) If you could get rid of one day time talk show, which one would you pick and why?
Any of them. Because I hate daytime talk shows.

6.) Where is your favorite places on the body to be kissed? Favorite places to kiss?
Anywhere, and anywhere again.

7.) Do you watch porn? How does your significant other feel about that?
Yea, a little. Especially now that she is out of state. She doesnt mind.

Wednesday Weirdness #18

1. How often do you talk to your siblings?
Meh, I might talk to my sister once a month or so.

2. How well do you deal when given an ultimatum?
Not well at all. I typically get pissed off at that.

3. Have you ever dated someone or had a lover who had an emotional or mental disorder?
Umm.. Yes. I dated a psychopath. Bitch stalked me for like 6 months after that. We only dated for a week.

4. How do you feel about crossdressing?
To each their own. It dont bother me.

5. Have you ever lied about the number of sexual partners you have had to someone? Why?
Nope. Because mine is low, and I dont care.

6. Does your significant other have the same political and religious views that you do? How often do you discuss politics and religion with them?
Im not very political. So we dont discuss that very much. Religious, we are similar. Im an athiest, and she is spiritual.

7. What sport, if any, do you find to be most boring?
Nascar. Im sorry, they may go fast, but nothing but left turns bores the crap outta me.

8. Have you ever honestly peed in the pool?
Yea, when I was little haha. Who didnt?


WW #17

1.) You just bought a snazzy new leather jacket for an awesome price at the local outlet shop. When you got it home you found $2000 (cash) in the jacket's inner pocket. What are you going to do?
I would call the store and ask if anyone has claimed they lost an amount of money to see if it was missing and to check if someone had bought that jacket before and returned it. Possibly give them my contact information if someone came in saying they lost that money so they could contact me. I would not disclose the amount though. Someone might say they lost it and really hadnt.

2.) If you could change or eliminate one wedding tradition, what would it be? What is your favorite wedding tradition?
Umm Churches lol. I dont really have a favorite tradition lol.

3.)If you were on Gilligan’s Island, who would you want to share your hut with? Who would you consider it torture to have to share a hut with?
I would probably enjoy sharing my hut with gilligan. And Mrs Howell or Ginger would annoy the fuck out of me.

4.) Have you ever called your current significant other by another name at any point? What happened?
Umm.. I might have on accident. She probably got upset and hit me or something. But I have never called her an ex's name or anything.

5.) If you were going to be famous under a stage name, what would you pick your stage name to be? Why? What do you want to be famous doing?
Um Long Dong Silver? Hell I dont know lol. I want to be famous for being an integral part of the Hot Rod world.

6.) During sex, do you ever fantasize about someone other than your partner?
Only if we are talking about and fantasizing about someone together.

7.) Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?
too quiet.

Wednesday Weirdness #16


1. Is there anything hanging from your vehicle's rear view mirror?
Nope

2. When you go into the bathroom, do you ever check behind the shower curtain? You know, to make sure no one is miraculously hiding back there.
I have before

3. At what age did your mom or dad give you "the talk" about sex?
Never got one haha.

4. If you could add anything at all to an airplane to make trips more interesting, what would it be and why?
Umm, more interesting? ... Dancing midgets. That would be damn interesting.

5. What is one thing you and your significant other can never seem to agree on?
My awesomeness. I know there is something, but I cant remember.

6. Have you ever walked in on someone else having sex? How did you and the people involved react?
Nope, I dont think so. Everytime someone has had sex around me, its been them starting it while I was there. Like the time I fell asleep at my friends house with his girlfriend using me as a pillow to watch tv, I wake up to her shoulders going into my side becuse they were fucking on me.

7. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What is one topic that can put you to sleep quicker than any other?
Umm.. Politics

Wednesday Weirdness, The Ex Files

1. When your relationships end, are you the instigator of the breakup or the recipient?
Eh, its been both.

2. Do you save things from your ex, or get rid of them? If you save them, how? If you trash them, how?
Eh, I saved stuff, but its always gotten rid of after I move on. I typically burn shit.

3. Describe your favorite ex?
My favorite ex? I guess you mean the ex that I like better than the others. Probably Kaysea, she didnt fuck me over and wasnt a psychopath. I broke up with her because I saw that relationship going nowhere and didnt want to drag it out.

4. Do you consider a friend's ex off limits?
Yea.

5. Have you ever had sex with an ex? Why?
Yea. Well because it was convenient.

6. If you had a choice between spending the rest of your life with your worst ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend, or your HS Nemisis, who would you choose?
Umm.. HS nemisis.. I dont even know who that was... Oh well there was this one kid... I would gladly take him over that psychopath bitch that I dated.

7. Would you ever create a YouTube video or a website celebrating your exes' flaws?
Haha No. That is pretty childish.

Wednesday Weirdness #14

1. Would you rather be 3 inches taller, or 3 inches shorter than you already are?
Neither? I like how tall I am. I dont wanna be 6'5" since thats not extremely tall, and I dont wanna be 6'11" since thats too tall. 6'8" is fine with me

2. What are 3 words that could never be used to describe you?
Short, well mannered, close minded

3. Have you ever eaten something at the grocery store while you were shopping, prior to buying it? Did you pay for it when you got to the check out line?
I think I did once. And yes I paid for it.

4. If you could have any 3 materialistic things in this world without paying a single cent for any of them, what would they be and why?
My dream house/Garage: becuse I gotta have some place to live and store my cars and they will be expensive, a Mclaren F1: because that is the most expensive car I want, a private jet: Because I really want a private jet.

5. Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off during sex before?
Nope. I like sex. You cant nod off while having sex with AR lol, it feels too damn good.

6. What are 3 jobs you’d leave your current job for? If you don't have a current job, just list 3 jobs you would like to have.
Courier with paid company vehicle and fuel and cell phone and insurance, Some sort of role working with the Dallas Stars team, Owner of a Performance Parts shop.

7. Do you or have you ever answered the phone during sex?
Nope, sure as hell havent done that and never will. I dont even hear my phone going off when AR and I are fucking.

Fuck, I missed a lot of them bastard questions haha. but I caught up. Today was my day off. I slept and then Took an engine to a buddy of mine who wanted to buy it. Hung out at the body shop he works at with him and a couple more friends who showed up and then went and ate with them and came home. While we were there he fixed me up a paint sample for what Im going for with the Iroc. It looks perty. Now I just have to paint something with it and see how it looks. I think it needs to be darker. I dunno. Well I gotta work tomorrow at 11, so Im gonna take my ass to the shower and try to get some good sleep.

Holy crap, I didnt realize it had been this long

Well, I have been away for over a month. Well just absent from my blog. I finally got a job. I work for a Car Dealership selling cars. I spend roughly 50-70 hours a week at work. I typically work 12 hours a day, 5-6 days a week. So I have had a good reason to be gone. Im looking for a new job though. I hate this place. I could make good money making cars. But... Its a crappy dealership with no traffic. No salesman sells over 10 cars a month. Most dont even make the 8 they ask us to sell. I will never make really good money there. I know I cant put up with that place much longer. I hate the owner and my direct manager. They are ass fucks. I have made some ok money. Nothing special compared to what Im used to making at other jobs. I would rather work less and make the same about of money. They just implemented a strict dress code today. we were fine wearing polo shirts, khaki or black pants or shorts, and regular shoes. I wear a polo, khaki pants, and my black DC's. But now we have to wear a company polo, some kind of slacks, and dress shoes, or if no work polo, a long sleeve button up and tie. Unfortunately, They cant order works shirts in my size. I need a 4 x or a 3xT for the length.

Update: I started that post like 4 days ago. So yea, I had them order me a 3x to see if it will work. It will take 3 weeks to get here. Yay...I so wont work there then I hope. Im looking for new jobs right now. I just kinda hit a stalemate with all the job search places. Im looking on craigslist, Indeed, CareerBuilder. I hate monster, but I think im gonna go hop over on there and see what they have.

So... My life just clicked for me a few days ago. (backstory) I graduated HS and went immediately into a Technical College for automotive technology. I decided that I loved working on cars when I was in AutoTech in HS. I was going to be a mechanic and save up and open my own performance shop with a speed parts shop. You come buy my parts and Ill put them on and such. It was The DREAM for me. I was going to do full custom work as well. Swap new engines into old cars and what not. I was so happy about that. Its everything that I wanted. Perfection to me. Well... After I graduated from the technical college, I got a job as a mobile fleet technician. I worked there and loved it. Didnt even realize when I worked a 16 hour day. It was pure enjoyment. Working on cars was my Niche. I was at home.

Well.. I had a stroke at work one day after being there only 2 months. I lost 20% of the vision in my left peripheral vision. And add to that, I am now on blood thinners for the rest of my life. I cant work on cars anymore. Well professionally anyways. Im taking a risk doing it at home on my own cars. If I cut myself open bad enough, I wont stop bleeding. So I pushed that shop Idea out of my mind.

I dont like working for someone, I want to be my own boss. I want to make the rules and everything. So Im sure some of you know that I have had ideas about opeing a bar or something and other different businesses. Well those are all gone now. One of the Techs that works at the dealership is currently going to the technical college that I went to. He asked if I got my associates from them, and back then they didnt offer an associates program. Just a Certificate. I got 59.5 credit hours from that course. He informed me that they are now letting former students come back and get their associates. So I am going to be doing that as soon as I get all of the information and can do it.

AR asked me What I was going to do with that degree. I told her that I didnt know. And I didnt know which worried me. I still didnt know what I was going to do with my life. I have been thinking of what I can go back to school for and nothing really sparks my interest. It hit me the next day. I remembered my idea to open the performance shop. The main thing I remembered was the Speed parts shop. I can still do that. And I would love it. It has a chance to be profitable. I am so connected in the DFW car club scene, that I could get plenty of people in to buy. So instead of doing the installs myself, I would make a deal with other installers to install my customers parts. I send them customers if they give them a discount on labor. And then if they get customers that want things, they can buy their parts from me at a discounted rate. Its perfect in my mind. I already know of a transmission/driveline guy that would be down for that. It seems like this could work. Which makes me happy. Its not an idea that would make me rich or anything like my previous ideas. But... It will make a decent living and I would be happy. I love cars. So I will be going to college again after I finish my automotive associates degree for a bachelors in business administration. That should give me the credentials to apply for a loan. Everything makes sense now. Im happy!!!

AR is still out in CA, and Im trying to get one of us to the other one so we can see each other. Its been almost 2 months. I miss her terribly. I just gotta get some money together to be able to do that. We get to talk a little more now, but that is because i have gotten used to my schedule. But its still not enough. I wants her back home. Plain and simple.

Well I am gonna head out. Trying to get a friends daughters birthday thing set up. I dont wanna do it on sunday, so I talked him into doing it tonight. So yea haha. Ill prolly catch up on WW and Some TMI tonight. So expect a long ass post with nothing but those tonight. Hopefully anyways.

Yep, I dont blog much. TMI+WW

Well, its been a bit since I blogged. Almost 10 days actually. I have been busy trying to get a job. I miss AR terribly. It sucks without her here. I went grocery shopping the other night and was kind of lost. She usually knows what to get and I dont. Sigh. But I'm doing as Ok as I can be without her here.

I have been having crap luck finding a job still. I found one ad today that was gone 4 hours after they posted it. Kinda made me sad. It was a parts/service cashier at a Car dealership close to here that I know. But I think I am gonna try my hand at selling cars. I know its all commission most of the time, but I have found a couple of places that are doing paid training and sign on bonus stuff. So I will see how it goes. Who knows? But thats most of the new for me.

My friend and I are trying to get a website up and going for a publication that we are working on that deals with our vehicles. He has these big ideas of grandeur right now so I have to kinda knock them back down a little and keep him on track. Which is the main reason why he got me involved. I am another mind that thinks of things in a different way than he does while still following the same path. It could turn out to be a great venture. I am helping him with the website design right now. We almost have everything to a point that is ready to launch. I am most likely going to be his right hand man with most of everything. We just need to get everything to a point where we are ready to launch. Still a couple of bugs to work out, but its getting there.

I have seen Dark Knight twice now. It is a completely bad ass movie. Possibly one of the best movies ever made honestly. I shall have a review up on my Review Blog here in a little bit.

Well thats about everything with me so now onto TMI and WW. Geeze I gotta keep up on these things. AR made sure to tell me to play TMI this week since it is the farting questions. Perfect for me!

TMI Tuesday

1. Are your farts;
a. Silent but deadly
b. All sound, no fury
c. Loud and stinky
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE. Its a mixture with me. :)
2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
I fart in front of everyone. I was that kid that farted in school and started cracking up and claimed it when everyone was gagging. Yes, I have farted in front of girlfriends. Like I said, I fart whenever I need to haha. I was the first one to do it with AR. She didnt react too badly, unless it stank.
3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it?
For fun, yes I have. And I dont remember who, but yea, Ive gotten away with it. Usually, I claim them proudly. Ask AR.
4. What food triggers you?
Garlic is my main trigger. But any spicy food will make me stink up a house. Dont let me eat popeyes spicy chicken strips and then let me hang around for a few hours. I will clear your house out. That is a promise. Ask AR.
5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all?
Umm... I have only had that happen once with an ex. Yea, I stopped doing what I was doing. Not scary, more like disturbing. It has never happened with AR. I am happy about that.

Bonus (as in optional): When you do fart with someone in your bed, do you cover their head with the sheet and hold them under? Oh god, hahahah. AR has given me permission to tell the story. I dont hold her head under the covers any more. I gave her a dutch oven one time just messing with her. I farted really loudly and didnt think it would stink. She started gagging and I pulled the covers back and started gagging as well. Nope, I wont put her through that anymore. My regular fart stink is bad enough for her.


TMI from last week

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
I think the term was banger(Headbanger) which is pretty much what metal kids are now.
2. What were you really?
Exactly that. I was a metal kid.
3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
Umm, dont start smoking dumb ass.
4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
I would erase blowing out my back during weight training my freshman year. I still have back pain from that. Dumb fuck coach let me fall instead of spotting me like he should have. My knees gave out and my feet stayed planted on the floor while my ass hit the floor. Not good for the lower back.
5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?Meh, back then, the answer would have been a couple of girls. But now, the answer is none. Im perfectly happy with how my life went.

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit. Yea, I went to both Jr and Seinor proms. Pictures would just be better. I have some from both.
Sorry, No one wants to see my ugly mug. Haha.
Jr Prom:Black and Gunmetal Gray

Sr Prom:All blacked out.


Ok So theres that.

Now for Wednesday Weirdness!!

Wednesday Weirdness #13

1.) What material is your favorite for bed sheets?
Egyptian Cotton

2.) How often do you masturbate?
Eh, not that much. Couple times a week.

3.) What takes you the longest to do while showering? (IE shaving, washing hair, etc)
Used to be washing my hair, but since I cut it all off, washing my body.

4.) What do you think is the right amount of foreplay? Do you spend enough time readying your partner for sex?
It depends on the particular situation. Sometimes more is needed that other times. I think I do.

5.) Who tends to initiate sex more when you are in a relationship?
This relationship, AR. Hardcore. She has the sex drive of a Nympho. Well, She is actually.

6.) What birth control do you use?
Condoms.

7.) What is one thing your partner could do in bed that would instantly turn you off?
Answering a phone call or text message.

Im only going to do this weeks, I dont really feel like doing the 2 I missed. Sorry.

Well hello there everyone

So AR has been gone for almost a week. I miss her like fucking crazy. I have been pretty bored without her. When you are around someone all the time for most of your relationship, you get very used to seeing them. And with her gone, I dont really know what the hell Im doing with myself. Im sad and lonely. And I dont really have fun when I go out, and even eating makes me sad. I went out last night to the pool hall with some friends. Didnt have fun there. And I drove 2 of them so we stopped to get food at the taco bell here in town. And out of instinct, I pulled into the parking spot that AR and I always pull into to eat when we go. I ordered a double decker taco, and 2 cheesy double beef burritos. I only at the taco and one of the burritos. I got sad when I was sitting there and she wasnt. I couldnt finish my food. Yea, Im pathetic. But its how I am.

So I have got 3 reviews up over at my review site. One for Wanted, Hancock, and Hellboy II. It will get there with more. So go give it a looksee if you are interested.

Movie Reviews

Well I said I was going to review my 2 recently watched movies on here, but I am not. I still will, but not here. I created a new blog. I will do movie reviews, restaurant and just general reviews of different places and things I come across and try. Please feel free to pimp it if you like it or add it to your blogroll. Here it is. Go check it out please and thank you?

So its been a while and WW

So Ive been MIA for a little while. After my birthday celebration, AR and I went down to her Mom's house and hung out up until the 8th. She posted about our fireworks adventure and what not and all the drama involved with the 4th and the rest of the weekend fun over at her blog. We spent the rest of the time packing and hanging out. So they had some movers planned to come down and pack everything into the U-Haul truck on Monday at 8am. They called at 8 and said they were about an hour away and had some stuff to do in that city. Then called around 10 to say they were broke down in that city and to give them 2 hours. So after they quit returning phone calls and what not, we decided to get started. AR's dad paid myself and her cousin to pack the truck up. I will not be going into the moving business anytime soon. We finally finished around 10pm. I was dead tired and stank to high hell. And we stayed in AR's aunts house for the night and everyone left the next morning. I hated seeing her go. I love that girl so much. I at least got to have her in the car for 2 hours while we drove to the point where I would split off from them to head home. We will be ok though. She may be states away, but we will ge good. Everything will be better for her out there. About the only reason she wouldnt go is because she would miss me and I would miss her. We know we can do long distance, so she needed to go. Its all goood.

So I have figured out that I am probably going to be seeing a lot of movies while she is gone. She feels bad that I have to go by myself, but I dont mind it honestly. I dont feel like a loser lol. And its cheaper than going out with friends or getting food. So why the hell not? I will probably be doing some posting about my thoughts on the movies that I see. Pretty much a review. So dont be annoyed lol. I think I have pretty good taste in movies for the most part. I love action movies and comedies and some drama suspense. I hate horror movies because all I do is pick them apart and laugh when someone dies. So after this post I will have my review of the movie I saw tonight and the one I saw with AR last week.

So I havent mentioned that I am a Diablo II nerd. I love that game. I may not be the best at it, but Im pretty decent. Im still working on fine tuning things, but I can hold my own. I have been playing since I was in HS, and have lost 2-3 accounts due to inactivity. I have been playing on this particular account since early 2007. So anyways, enough about my D2. Blizzard has announced that Diablo 3 will be made. Check out the link back there and watch the gameplay video. It is such an improvement. Destructible environments!! Woot!! Check it out if you are a nerd like me. Im waiting for the announcement of all of the characters and a release date. It will probably be monthly pay which I hate, but since I love the game, I will probably pay it. So check it out, It will tell you more than I can right now if you are interested.

Now for WW from the past 2 weeks

Wednesday Weirdness #10

1. Do you ever do your own fireworks show in celebration of the 4th of July? Do you go watch a display somewhere else? How do you celebrate?
Most of the time I buy my own "Why not celebrate the Independence of America by blowing up a little piece of it?" We got 600 dollars of fireworks this year. Lasted 2.5 hrs. Hell yea. CL got attacked by an artillery shell. I like watching too, but making stuff blow up is more fun.

2. Do you ever buy extra fireworks while you can to stockpile and have extras packed away for whenever you feel like using them? I used to, but I dont need to now. I dont like being the little punk that shoots off fireworks and annoys people in the middle of the night lol.


3. Would you ever get anything below the waist pierced?
Eh, I thought about it, but having to soak my junk in salt water and the possibility of it tearing.. no.


4. Would you ever join the military?
Probably not. I respect those that do it, but its not the life for me.


5. What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Pepper Jack, Swiss, Gouda, Parmesan, Romano, mozzarella, provolone, Muenster, cheddar its easier to ask what I dont like. lol I hate the really soft cheeses. Yuck.


6. What are three things are you terrible at?
Singing, being on time, and drawing


7. Do you always wash your hands after you use the restroom? 90% of the time I do. I hate not to. I will try to find something to clean them off if I cant. I dont like being unable to do it. Ick.


Now for the most recent one:

Wednesday Weirdness #11: Five Things.

Five answers for each question.
Feel free to explain any answers you give. No need to limit yourself to one worded responses. Unless you want to then that is fine too. :)


Five things you always have in your refrigerator:
1.)Milk
2.)Bread
3.)Cheese
4.)Water Pitcher(I hate drinking tap water unless its straight from the fridge)
5.)Grape Jelly


Five actresses/actors that you think are over-rated:
1.)Will Ferrel(I absolutely despise him. He is not funny and cannot act. He needs to dissapear)
2.)Vin Diesel
3.)That fucking fat kid Johna from Super Bad and Knocked up. I hate that kid.
4.)John Heder(I want back the time from my life for having to see Napolean Dynamite and Blades of Glory{couldnt help but have to watch that, everyone but me and AR wanted to see it})
5.)Jennifer Aniston


Five things around the house that you hate doing:
1.)Washing Dishes(That is my most hated chore)
2.)Mowing the lawn
3.)Taking out the trash
4.)Dusting(have horrible allergies and it needs to be done, but I cant breathe for a long while after finishing)
5.)Washing Dishes(yes I hate it that much, I would rather sweep and mop the whole house and clean toilets and showers instead of that)


Five of your favorite movies:
1.)Boondock Saints is Number 1 all time favorite movie
2.)Tombstone is a bad ass movie
3.)Gone in 60 seconds
4.)300(Frank Miller is a genius)
5.)Happy Gilmore( I could go on forever with movies that I love)


Five businesses/stores (IE Circuit City, Kohls, Hollister, Bed, Bath and Beyond, Home Depot, etc) you would love to win a $2,000 gift card to:
1.)Best Buy
2.)Summit Racing
3.)Jegs
4.)Circuit City
5.)TireRack.com


Im a car nut haha. I cant help it. That would buy lots of stuff for my car lol.
Ok ill get to the reviews in a minute, I gotta go to the bathroom and smoke before hand.