I must be sick or something

So I was late for work this morning. Woke up about 2 hours late. My manger said I was good. We discussed a pay raise for me. I showed him what I wanted and he said "these numbers are too expensive for the dealership right now" I understand. We are not making money. But he is going to think it over and possibly give me a counter offer. I will see what comes. Who knows, maybe he will agree.

I was going to get off work at 7 tonight so I could see all of the Stars game. But I was loaded down with shit up there. My used car manager bought 18 cars at the auction today. All of which I had to check in and get ready. FUCK, I JUST REALIZED I DIDNT LEAVE THE SERVICE GUYS A NOTE TELLING THEM TO GET THE KEYS OUT OF MY DESK AND SEND THE CARS THROUGH THE SHOP. I MIGHT HAVE TO GO IN EARLY!!! FUCK!!! Sorry. Ugh... I hope that the roads are iced over tomorrow. I might have an excuse to not go in. Who knows. So I got off at about 9. Only got to see the 3rd period of the game. Which was still bad ass. We won 2-0. Shut out for Marty! Hell yea!

So yea, its icy as hell out now. Its been sleeting since around 7:30 or so. And its cold as fuck. 29-31 after I got off work. Its going to get colder and should stay cold as hell tomorrow if I remember correctly. Heres hoping. I want a damn day off.

So Im gonna try and play some catch-up on WW. Ill start with the most recent.
WW#40

1.) If a natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, would you let a family of strangers stay in your house?
Honestly, I probably would not. I would not have let people from Louisiana board in my house. Im sorry, I feel really bad for them, I would donate money, but I have seen the bad side of that. I worked bail bonds when Hurricane Katrina happened. When people came in to my office from that area, they were more rude and flat out obnoxious than people I have seen from Texas. It all would depend on the situation with me honestly.


2.) How often do you watch porn?
Every once in a while, but not very often. It will be more like never once AR gets home! :):):)


3.) How many people have naked or semi-naked pictures of you?
Hopefully only one person now. I hope ex's and stuff didnt keep those pictures. Oh and there might be one or 2 that have been shared by someone;)


4.) When having sex with someone, have you ever fantasized about someone else? If yes, explain why you were thinking of someone else during sex.
It happened once, but it was mutual between the both of us. It turned her on.


5.) Is there ever an appropriate time to lie to someone and push yourself off as single when truthfully you're not?
I dont think so. If you are pushing yourself off as single, then you must be talking to someone you want to be with or something. Yea, like I said. I dont think so.


6.) Who is one person who has changed your life and how did they change things for you?
AR. She is the best person I could have ever met in my life. She is my soul mate. She made my life have meaning. I honestly thought I was going nowhere alone until she came along. Im happy as hell about it. :D

7.) How comfortable are you in bed with your current significant other? Do they know all your kinks or do you tend to hold back? Why? Very! And yes we do know each others kinks. Its awesome. :)

Well Im done for now. Off to bed to talk to AR and sleep. Hoping for Much Icy weather. :) Night all.

2 in a row!

Look 2 posts in a row! Haha. So more good news on the work front. Everything is getting settled up on the decision with how things are going to be handled with the internet department. My GM and I decided that I will go on answering the leads and doing what I normally do, but I will get them in and pass them off to the other salesmen. We are also going to set up a new pay plan which involves a base pay plus commission. I will ask for 2500 monthly plus 10% commission. If he says yes, I will be happy with that, but I will do 5% commisson if he wants me to. I wouldnt mind that honestly. But hey, why not ask for more money?

So that manager that stole my check is out of jail now. He texted me on sunday and said "whats up" like I was still his friend. I did not reply. He just texted me again. "I will pay you and ask you to forgive me." The only thing that bothers me about this situation is that I cant tell if he really wants forgiveness or if he just wants me to not press charges. He is a Christian and reads the book and talks about his faith often, but his actions with everyone are the complete opposite of what he preaches. I cant tell if the faith is just a cover up for his lies or if he is just so troubled and is trying to find his faith. He needs help, but wont get it from me.

I may be an athiest, but I do not mind people and their faiths. I am friends with people with strong beliefs, and we just understand each other and we can have conversations and not get into big fights. My mother is one of them. In the past few years she started going to church again. I have been to church two or three times since I was five. My mom stopped going then and I did not go. I felt uncomfortable the times I went after that. I even attended a church that took you as you are with my best friend in high school. It was uncomfortable then too. It was not feeling like I was being shunned by how I look, it was just not me. And I realized around that time I had no faith. And that is how I choose to live my life. I have strong morals. I am a good person with a big heart. I do not need a religion to define who I am. I have studied over several religions and none of their teachings make sense to me. So I will continue to live how I do no matter what anyone says or thinks about me. I am a good person and I will be.

Ok so yea, I just needed to get that out. I struggle with people sometimes on that front. Im seen as a bad person because I have no religion. Its stupid how people think that of me. Their loss I guess.

So anyways. I got some awesome x-mas gifts. AR got me a Nikon S550 Digital camera since I needed a new one. Its 10Mp and bad ass. Her family got me Dvd's a Cd, and her parents got me a European Fondue set as well as paying part of my way out there to see her. Oh almost forgot the Dallas Stars tumbler and shot glass from her sister. I got Wanted, American Gangster, and I think another, but I cant remember. As well as the new Amon Amarth Cd. Oh and a cake decorating kit from her mom. (shut it, I love baking lol) And my friends got together and bought me a Marty Turco Jersey. Its awesome. I have been drooling over getting one for years, but have not had the funds to do it and those awesome bastards did. FogHat, Road-E, and Chevelle. Hell yea. My sister got me House Season 4. She was going to get me a manicure or peticure at the salon she worked at, but my mom convinced her not to. She told her I would not go for that, so it would go to waste. Her argument was that lots of guys go do that. And my mom just told her that it would be wasted because I would never do that, I am not the prim and proper kind of guy. She was right. I would have look at my sister like she was fucking stupid. If you really know me, you would definately know I dont go for that shit. Nothing wrong with guys that do, but its not my style. My mom got me some new work pants, which is cool because I needed them and money is tight around here. She also got me something else that I cannot remember, but I love anything she gives me like it was solid gold.

That woman has done everything and then some for me. She went without when my sister and I needed or wanted something. She sacrificed so much for us when our deadbeat dad left. We didnt need him. And are doing just fucking fine without him. Oh well lol. Im bitter. Not really bitter, just angry towards him. Drug dealing deadbeat bastard. Ok Im done with that.

Well, I seem to have ran out of things to talk about. Well maybe I can post more tomorrow. I was thinking of going to the Stars game but I talked to FogHat after work and we decided it would be best to save our money since I will be going to 3 games or so in February. Hell yea!

Im not dead!!

Ok, So its been long enough. I have an extra little bit of time and can post. I do still lurk around on here from time to time, but I have not had the time to actually make a post.
So, lets start with whats been keeping me so busy.

Work. I got my promotion back in November and as I stated in my last post, I am busy as shit. I work 6 days a week for 9-10 hours a day. And I usually pretty fucking busy up there. I love the promotion, but along with that came more than what I thought I was getting into. Not only am I the Internet Sales Manager, but I am also the Used Car Assistant Manager, the guy that runs the key machines, and general task handler of my GM. I sell the cars to people that inquire over the internet, I update the pricing and descriptions online, I have to price the used cars on the lot, I have to keep the used car lot in order, I have to check in the new used cars and run them through the shop and to detail, I still haven't had time to do much work on the website that I spoke of, I deal with the salesmen asking questions about the cars, I have to make key fobs for used cars. I also am starting to help appraise cars as well. I used to be a mechanic so my Used Car manager wants me to check them out and tell him. My GM likes me so that turns into him asking me to do other tasks around there for him because I get my shit done.

Its hard work and I have to find time to sell cars in there somewhere. Which has not been working out. Im not selling many actually, and I should be. But what is going to happen soon is I will be getting the leads and contacting them and setting up appointments and then handing them off to the salesmen to actually sell the cars. I will still have to handle the more difficult leads though. Since I know how to deal with those people. I have to sit down with my boss and make up a new pay plan for this since I wont be getting commission off of those sales and the guys wont want to split deals with me. They want full commission. So I will probably ask for a base salary plus a percentage of commission. Its fair and not uncommon for management. I think it will work better.

I also now have a set schedule at work. My boss didnt like my coming in at 10:30 or later every day and staying til close. I now work 9am-6pm. I will live. I just dont get to talk to AR as much.

I am also worried about the existence of the dealership. It is a problem store for Chrysler. We dont make any money and its in a bad neighborhood. I think they might honestly shut it down by may. And that is what the new GM is there for. His job for Chrysler is to go around to problem stores and try to turn them around and if it does not work, he shuts them down. Unfortunately, I think that is our fate. That store has been an off and on place for years. It has changed hands so many times. It is just in a horrid location.

So here recently one of the managers decided to steal one of my pay checks and cash it. He kept telling me he lost it and there was a big situation around it that is too long and drawn out to explain fully. Well that all finally got settled on saturday. He was fired and arrested. Oh well, he brought it upon his lying theiving ass self.

So AR came out for thanksgiving week. That rocked. I loved having her here. And I also went out there for Christmas. That was awesome as well. I needed a vacation from work and needed to see her. I miss her so much. She is going to be home soon hopefully. But we are still doing great. It is hard at times, but we work through it. I love her so much. :)

Other than that, I go out every once in a while and just hang out with my friends and go see movies. Im boring pretty much. I dont have time to do much. But I will live. I play a lot of online games haha.

If anyone likes browser based games, you might want to check out Samurai of Legend I play it and I enjoy it very much. Its fun and I would be glad to help anyone who signs up and wants to play.

And I also play myspace games. Haha. They are amusing and waste time. Well AR is on the phone now and I think that is all of my updates for now. I hope its not 2 months til I post again. I hope this works for everyone.

Ok, so i suck more at posting that usual.

I dont usually have much to post except work stuff here recently. And im gonna post about work again. haha. Oh well. Im a busy little bee now.

I got a promotion. I am now the internet sales manager at work. My day goes by so quickly now. They used to drag by and I would wonder how much longer. Now I look up and its and its 8 and im like huh? already? I have been getting all of my internet stuff set up and getting some of my other tasks taken care of as well. I am also in charge of the used car lot. So I gotta keep an eye on that. And I have to update all of our internet prices when im told its time.

Today I find out that we are getting a new website. And I will be the one in control of it. So... I have so much more Im gonna be doing in the coming days. All of that is coupled with me trying to sell cars. I might be able to blog from work if I have time, but I may not. IE is the only thing that is blocked and my computer has Firefox. Which is not blocked. But I will watch my "non work related" use. So yea, Im a big dog now. And I get paid much more than I was getting paid. I love it. And I love my job now. Im happy at work. It took 3 months to get promoted from peon to important person. Im happy. I busted my ass and showed I know what Im doing.

So go me! Well thats about all I have right now. Oh yea....

I MISS MY AR! I want to go see her so bad. My boss is ok with me going soon. So YAY!

Work woes and Stars game

Well first off, work is getting worse. They fired one of the best salesmen up at work. But he is doing good, already has 2 jobs he can start on Monday. One with the former used car manager that got fired who is at another dealership and the 2nd is at the other dealership down the street from us. Which pays better. They offer a much better draw than us. Our draw is minimum wage for hours worked if we dont make commission. Theirs is 2k a month. And its a Chevrolet dealership. I might go down there for some benefits. I would make more money and since my mom wants a Colorado, I could get her a good deal. That and the new Camaro comes out in March, so I could sell those. I know more about Chevrolet than I know about Chrysler products. Im really thinking about going down there and applying. Plus I know a guy that works there other than my friend that possibly might work there.

My only thing is I dont want to sell cars anymore. There is too much bullshit involved. It might be just this dealership, but there is too much involved so far. So many hoops you have to jump through dealing with that shit. I dunno, 2 grand a month sounds mighty good to me right now. Sigh... I need to get a new job no matter what. Why should I stay at this dealership longer when I am miserable every day and getting paid absolute shit. Why not go down the street and get paid more for what Im doing now? Im not gonna make 2k a month delivering sandwiches and or pizza. I didnt make that in CA. Fuck.. What am I gonna do? I also think that I might do better down at this other dealership. And I think I would be happier. So why am I worried about even applying?

Ill tell you. I have a problem with change. It always scares me. And I mean badly. Which sucks when I am looking for jobs. I dont ever know what its going to be like and if I can put up with it. I like a routine most of the time. And getting out of my routine scares me. I always rethink what I should do. I could have already had another job by now if I was not like this. Fuck I hate my mind sometimes. It kills me.

Ok enough work shit.... So I watched the Stars game last night versus the St Louis Blues. And it was fucking horrible. 6-1 loss. And to top it off, there was a guy from minnesota down that was watching the wild/panthers game. And he told me "I'm sorry you are a Stars fan." Then proceded to talk about the move of the team from Minnesota to Dallas. Which I knew about and I thought he was cool at first til he started cheering when the blues scored on us every time. Then I wanted to hit him. Fuck that dick head. So I was in a very somber mood last night.

Oh, and some of you may have noticed AR has not posted in a few days. Dont worry, She is fine, Her charger to her laptop fucked up and she has not been able to post. I ordered her a new one, so no worries, it should be there tomorrow or monday. We are hoping for tomorrow. She is dying without the computer haha. And she says she could live without the comp lol. I know she could, but since she has nothing to do out there but work, she is dying. So go leave her some comments to at least let her know you missed her.

I am going to go hang out with the guy from work that got fired tomorrow night possibly. He is a cool guy. So he is gonna see if he has plans tomorrow and get back to me. We will probably go to that pool hall I love going to. He would love it haha. Lots of college girls for him to hit on. Haha. I think it will be fun. Might talk to a few of the other guys and see if they wanna go too. I like most of them actually, just not the managers for the most part. Haha.

So... Does anyone even read my long ass posts? Or even read my blog at all? Im beginning to think that no one does for the most part. I know its my fault since I didnt post for so long. But yea, I dunno. Post a comment at least if you read this one. Thanks yall.

Fabian Brunnstrom where have you been all my life?

For those of you who do not know who Fabian Brunnstrom is, Thats him, number 96. He played his first NHL game tonight against the Nashville Predators in Dallas.

Why am I posting about this kid? Well, you see that picture over there. See him all happy and shit? Thats because he got a hat trick tonight (3 goals in one game) Yes, his first NHL game and he gets a damn hat trick.

We just signed him this year and he is out there playing with the big boys and kicking ass. He is only 23. He is from Sweden. Im hoping he is going to make a name for himself in Dallas. If he keeps this up, he will be unstoppable. Go Brunnstrom!


Ok so I went to the game tonight with CL and Road-E. We may have had some pretty high up seats, but they were free and actually not that bad.

I bought a new hat tonight. I havent bought a new baseball cap in a long time and I liked this Stars one that I found. It is a pretty awesome hat for only 20 bucks.

The Stars won tonight 6-4. It was a roller coaster of a game. We went up and then they came back and tied and we would go up and they would tie. It was crazy. But we answered every one of their goals with one of our own.

Road-E is a big Stars fan as well, but CL is not. He never sat down and figured the game out. He just hung out and watched games with me to do something. But now, he wants to learn the game. And he is grasping it pretty well. I told him that he needed some Stars merch since he was the only one not wearing anything Stars tonight. So he bought a new hat as well. Same one as me. Technically, he bought his first, and I liked it. Plus it was the only flex fit hat that they had that fit my big head. The others were too small. I just have to get it to stretch a little bit. He is gonna be a real Stars fan yet haha.

He picked one hell of a game to go to haha. It was bad ass. Fuck Im still hyped over it haha.

Im just getting over this horrible ass sinus infection as well. Actually working on quitting smoking. I have been sick for about 2 weeks now. Still not completely over this.

Well, Im still hating my job. Seriously thinking about going back to delivering food. But I gotta find the right place. I was also talking with one of the guys I work with today about when he worked as an insurance adjuster. I think I could be an automotive adjuster. I know cars fairly well. I have had to point things out to adjusters before. He says they make pretty good money as well. I might think of picking that up.

I always work something different haha. Im a jack of all trades kinda guy. I like to know how to do lots of shit. I mean, I know how to work on cars, work on computers, know some law stuff from doing bail bonds, know the cell phone industry from working for ATT, know how to make pizza, know how the automotive sales industry works, and several other things I have picked up over the years. That is also from my bouncing from job to job that I dont like. Which has been bad yet good since I have gained a lot of knowledge along the way.

Who knows what Im gonna do. I always have some crazy idea cooked up in my head. AR usually tells me that I am silly because I am always coming up with something. I mean, I wanted to open a bar, an internet cafe, build computers and sell them, buy and sell real estate, open a whataburger in California since there are none there, open up a musicians practice room facility, open up a concert venue, manage bands, run a bbq smoker trailer, and here recently buy and run vending machines.

I have this problem working for people. I dont like it. I want to be my own boss. I am an entrepreneur at heart. So I have to find something that I can run. I think I have just the thing. Though. It will make me happy, not rich, but happy.

Well I rambled enough, so Im gonna get off here haha.

Bored and getting tired.

Hello again folks. Yes, Its me, posting again so soon. What, its been like a day? Exactly. Oh well, I am trying to post more around here.

I figured something out today about what I was trying to do for a new job. I knew I would have to file a 1099 because I would be an independant contractor. Which means I have to pay my taxes at the end of the year. So I would need to take about 30% of my wages and put them back to pay my taxes. Of course deductions would cover some of that, but I wont have enough to cover all of that. The way I look at it is. Average $540 a week but I assume low, so $500. I would need to hold back $150. So that makes my weekly pay about 350. Which is not much more than I am making now. And then I have to pay for gas, maintenence, and all of my other expenses. So it sucks. I am really gonna have to say no to that job.

I wanted to go to the state fair today, but I woke up late and had other stuff to do. I mailed out AR's package today. I sent her a good bunch of stuff. She will love everything. Then I was really hungry and I went to go get some food with Foghat at On the Border. Then I came home and am just chilling here all night.

Well I ran out of things to say. So Im gonna get off here. Later all.

Hello folks

I sit here still in my work clothes because I dont have to work tomorrow. I dont care to change yet, but probably will soon since Im wearing a long sleeve button down and slacks. I am tolerating my job a little better now. My managers are becoming a lot better to deal with. But... Im worried as well. They have fired 3 people in the past 2 days. The used car manager, the used car internet guy, and the top used car salesman. Im guessing they are completely eliminating the used car dept.

Im already doing better this month than I was last month. I have already gotten a deal. Well.. kinda, it was yesterday, but I dont know if it will go on this month or last month. but its half a deal. So Im good right now. Sept sucked for me up there. Im looking to make a good sale this weekend if I can get my friends brother approved. We have a truck that we didnt pay very much for but is still in awesome condition. Its an 07 with 8k miles on it. Nothing wrong with it. I just hope its what he is looking for. Its worth a lot more than the selling price is. Im going to sell it for more and make myself a big comission check. I dont know this guy, so Im all good. I need a good check to leave this place on.

I have decided that I am going to be a courier. I have a few prospects that I will be calling tomorrow and will try to get hired soon. Im ready to leave that dealership. I would like to keep in touch with some of the people, but not as an employee.

Ok so Im gonna go smoke and start on a diff subject.

So I am very happy for AR, she is happy with this new dental office. And she starts her work next week. She seems very happy about it as well. This is a good thing for her. :) So I still miss her like crazy. I get down about this very often. There are so many things that we normally do and wanted to do. We were gonna go to several hockey games this season. I dont like going out without her. I go out every once in a while now. I am saving money like crazy though so thats a good thing. I should be able to go out to see her soon. That will be awesome. I really want her to come home for a visit as well. I will take her out to do many things when she does come home.

So my sister wants me to meet her boyfriend. I have not had a good opinion of this guy at all ever since I knew of him. He is 17 years older than her. I do not like this at all. She is 20. But so far he has been treating her right. He is a pretty well off guy. He buys her nice things all the time. He is the GM of a busy bar in downtown Dallas. He earned some respect from me the other night. My sister had an episode. He calmed her down and took care of her. Then told her manager the next day who then told a cop who regularly comes into her job. They got her some help. She is doing better now. So like I said she wants me to meet him. She always wants me to meet her boyfriends. I guess she likes my approval. She never listens to me but yea, she does want me to meet them. Well, Im going to go meet him saturday night. We are going to go up to the bar that he manages. I will be getting in free, free valet, and free drinks. Too bad I dont drink that much anymore. Its hard for me to lose the opinion that I formed about him. To me he is just some old sleeze bag that wants to date a young girl. I will give him a chance though I guess. My mom has met him and seems to be ok with him. He is much better than her past boyfriends though. He isnt a drug dealer/drug addict. That makes me happy. I shall let everyone know how that meeting goes

AR is bored and I am going to get off here and call her now.

Oh, I have a real quick question for everyone, How do you get rid of your confidential documents? Personally, I burn them. Just comment and let me know. Thank you.

Why hello there. Its late and I still hate my job

So, this is a normal post. It wont be a long one so no worries.

I miss AR like crazy. She has been gone about 2 months and I am really having a hard time without her. She is my everything. My support when I get down on myself. I dont have very good self confidence. And she always makes me feel good. I miss her sleeping in my bed. I miss hugging her and kissing her. I miss just randomly touching her throughout the day. I miss her making fun of me. I even miss her hyper off of coffee crazy little nights. I miss everything about her. I work a lot so that helps, but even at work, I still miss her like crazy. I do not sleep in the center of my bed. I do not sleep on her side of the bed. Since she has left, I still sleep on my side. Her 2 pillows take up her side of the bed. And thats the only way I can sleep. I even miss her ice cold feet. She always asks me if her feet are cold and then puts them on my legs. I miss that. Everything I miss. Sigh... I just want her to be back here with me.

So on to the hating my job part. I sell cars at a Chrysler Dealership. I went through a staffing agency that staffs car dealers to get that job. Took their online training and got hired. Well if anyone has been keeping up with the automotive world, they should know that Chrysler's sales have dropped more than the other American auto makers. The dealership has not made a profit in over a year. The customer traffic is horrid. We haven't sold one new car since monday. I cant believe that I would be placed at a dealership that has lost that much money. My direct manager is a dick. He is only there because his buddy is the General Sales Manager. He is pushy and pretty fucking unpleasant to be around. And an ass fuck to boot. He is the main reason I hate that place. The former owner used to piss me off but he got bought out by chrysler corp. Which makes me happy. I foresee this dealership getting shut down. I will have a new job by then anyways. But yea, I hate that place. Its on the edge of the ghetto. Our average credit score that comes through is a 400. The cheapest vehicle we have is 19k. We dont have any vehicle that gets 30 mpg. The closest is 27 from a jeep suv. Its embarrassing. Main reason why we dont sell any cars. Everyone is buying fuel efficient vehicles right now. we have about 40 chrysler 300's which start at 26k and get 25mpg highway. It is just poor planning by the dealership. I would have some of them but have more of the most fuel efficient vehicles that chrysler made. And they wonder why they cant sell cars.

So I am thinking about being an independent contract courier. Use my own car to deliver packages around the DFW area. Its either that or do security. I was wanting to not use my car to be a courier, but I might have to. I loved delivering pizza, and I love driving. So it seems like the perfect job for me. I have put in apps for some companies, but have not heard anything back yet.

Well thats about all of the update for me that I can think of right now. And this went longer than I thought. So thats all. I am going to try to get a couple reviews up on my review blog soon when I have the time.

Catching up on a shit load of WW

Wednesday Weirdness. Play with us, you know you want to.

WW #21

1.) If you caught your partner viewing porn online and masturbating, how would you react?
I would ask what she was watching and check it out and possibly have some sexy time together. :)

2.) If you caught your partner participating in a sex chat room online, how would you react?
That might irk me a little bit. Especially if it was with a dude. Now if its with girls, Im all cool. She can chat up the ladies all she wants.

3.) Did your parents know when you became sexually active? How did they find out?
Um, Nope haha. Umm... She just knew lol.

4.) How open were/are your parents about sex?
My mom is not at all lol. Well maybe a little tiny bit, but yea not really at all.

5.) When was the last time you had a splinter? What part of your body was it stuck in?
Hell I dont remember haha.

6.) If you could only bring back ONE extinct animal, what would it be and why?
Hmm, interesting. Im not sure, probably a stegosaurus.

Wednesday Weirdness #20: Weight Watchers

1. Are you happy with how much you weigh? Why or Why not?
Nope, not at all. Because im about 60 lbs over weight.

2. Have you ever been at a weight you are happy with?
Probably, but not in some years.

3. Are you currently on a diet now? If yes, describe.
Nope

4. What is the craziest thing you have ever done to lose weight?
I took hydroxycut when I was in HS. It worked, but yea, that wasnt good for me

5. What is your favorite thing about your body?
My large frame.
6. What is your least favorite thing about your body
My fat.

WW #19

1.) Someone dares you to eat two cooked bulls testicles for 1,500 dollars. They're fried, topped with nacho cheese, belly button lint, lima beans, sweat rung out from a dirty sock and maple syrup and you have to eat it all. Are you going to eat it for the cash or pass?
Nope, Im passing on that. Not just for 1500 bucks. Sweat from the sock killed it. I could do everything else. I might puke, but I prolly could. I have eaten some weird shit.

2.) If you were not getting enough sex in your relationship, how would you handle it? Would you cheat on your significant other?
Easy, just say "Baby, lets fuck" more. Nope not a cheater.

3.) Would you cheat if you knew you would never be caught? Why or why not?
How about hell no. Because I love my girlfriend with all of my heart.

4.) If you could get rid of any of the late night talk show hosts and replace them with anyone you want, what late night persona would you get rid of and who would you replace them with?
Carson Daily. His show is stupid as fuck. I would replace him with Adam Sandler.

5.) If you could get rid of one day time talk show, which one would you pick and why?
Any of them. Because I hate daytime talk shows.

6.) Where is your favorite places on the body to be kissed? Favorite places to kiss?
Anywhere, and anywhere again.

7.) Do you watch porn? How does your significant other feel about that?
Yea, a little. Especially now that she is out of state. She doesnt mind.

Wednesday Weirdness #18

1. How often do you talk to your siblings?
Meh, I might talk to my sister once a month or so.

2. How well do you deal when given an ultimatum?
Not well at all. I typically get pissed off at that.

3. Have you ever dated someone or had a lover who had an emotional or mental disorder?
Umm.. Yes. I dated a psychopath. Bitch stalked me for like 6 months after that. We only dated for a week.

4. How do you feel about crossdressing?
To each their own. It dont bother me.

5. Have you ever lied about the number of sexual partners you have had to someone? Why?
Nope. Because mine is low, and I dont care.

6. Does your significant other have the same political and religious views that you do? How often do you discuss politics and religion with them?
Im not very political. So we dont discuss that very much. Religious, we are similar. Im an athiest, and she is spiritual.

7. What sport, if any, do you find to be most boring?
Nascar. Im sorry, they may go fast, but nothing but left turns bores the crap outta me.

8. Have you ever honestly peed in the pool?
Yea, when I was little haha. Who didnt?


WW #17

1.) You just bought a snazzy new leather jacket for an awesome price at the local outlet shop. When you got it home you found $2000 (cash) in the jacket's inner pocket. What are you going to do?
I would call the store and ask if anyone has claimed they lost an amount of money to see if it was missing and to check if someone had bought that jacket before and returned it. Possibly give them my contact information if someone came in saying they lost that money so they could contact me. I would not disclose the amount though. Someone might say they lost it and really hadnt.

2.) If you could change or eliminate one wedding tradition, what would it be? What is your favorite wedding tradition?
Umm Churches lol. I dont really have a favorite tradition lol.

3.)If you were on Gilligan’s Island, who would you want to share your hut with? Who would you consider it torture to have to share a hut with?
I would probably enjoy sharing my hut with gilligan. And Mrs Howell or Ginger would annoy the fuck out of me.

4.) Have you ever called your current significant other by another name at any point? What happened?
Umm.. I might have on accident. She probably got upset and hit me or something. But I have never called her an ex's name or anything.

5.) If you were going to be famous under a stage name, what would you pick your stage name to be? Why? What do you want to be famous doing?
Um Long Dong Silver? Hell I dont know lol. I want to be famous for being an integral part of the Hot Rod world.

6.) During sex, do you ever fantasize about someone other than your partner?
Only if we are talking about and fantasizing about someone together.

7.) Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?
too quiet.

Wednesday Weirdness #16


1. Is there anything hanging from your vehicle's rear view mirror?
Nope

2. When you go into the bathroom, do you ever check behind the shower curtain? You know, to make sure no one is miraculously hiding back there.
I have before

3. At what age did your mom or dad give you "the talk" about sex?
Never got one haha.

4. If you could add anything at all to an airplane to make trips more interesting, what would it be and why?
Umm, more interesting? ... Dancing midgets. That would be damn interesting.

5. What is one thing you and your significant other can never seem to agree on?
My awesomeness. I know there is something, but I cant remember.

6. Have you ever walked in on someone else having sex? How did you and the people involved react?
Nope, I dont think so. Everytime someone has had sex around me, its been them starting it while I was there. Like the time I fell asleep at my friends house with his girlfriend using me as a pillow to watch tv, I wake up to her shoulders going into my side becuse they were fucking on me.

7. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What is one topic that can put you to sleep quicker than any other?
Umm.. Politics

Wednesday Weirdness, The Ex Files

1. When your relationships end, are you the instigator of the breakup or the recipient?
Eh, its been both.

2. Do you save things from your ex, or get rid of them? If you save them, how? If you trash them, how?
Eh, I saved stuff, but its always gotten rid of after I move on. I typically burn shit.

3. Describe your favorite ex?
My favorite ex? I guess you mean the ex that I like better than the others. Probably Kaysea, she didnt fuck me over and wasnt a psychopath. I broke up with her because I saw that relationship going nowhere and didnt want to drag it out.

4. Do you consider a friend's ex off limits?
Yea.

5. Have you ever had sex with an ex? Why?
Yea. Well because it was convenient.

6. If you had a choice between spending the rest of your life with your worst ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend, or your HS Nemisis, who would you choose?
Umm.. HS nemisis.. I dont even know who that was... Oh well there was this one kid... I would gladly take him over that psychopath bitch that I dated.

7. Would you ever create a YouTube video or a website celebrating your exes' flaws?
Haha No. That is pretty childish.

Wednesday Weirdness #14

1. Would you rather be 3 inches taller, or 3 inches shorter than you already are?
Neither? I like how tall I am. I dont wanna be 6'5" since thats not extremely tall, and I dont wanna be 6'11" since thats too tall. 6'8" is fine with me

2. What are 3 words that could never be used to describe you?
Short, well mannered, close minded

3. Have you ever eaten something at the grocery store while you were shopping, prior to buying it? Did you pay for it when you got to the check out line?
I think I did once. And yes I paid for it.

4. If you could have any 3 materialistic things in this world without paying a single cent for any of them, what would they be and why?
My dream house/Garage: becuse I gotta have some place to live and store my cars and they will be expensive, a Mclaren F1: because that is the most expensive car I want, a private jet: Because I really want a private jet.

5. Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off during sex before?
Nope. I like sex. You cant nod off while having sex with AR lol, it feels too damn good.

6. What are 3 jobs you’d leave your current job for? If you don't have a current job, just list 3 jobs you would like to have.
Courier with paid company vehicle and fuel and cell phone and insurance, Some sort of role working with the Dallas Stars team, Owner of a Performance Parts shop.

7. Do you or have you ever answered the phone during sex?
Nope, sure as hell havent done that and never will. I dont even hear my phone going off when AR and I are fucking.

Fuck, I missed a lot of them bastard questions haha. but I caught up. Today was my day off. I slept and then Took an engine to a buddy of mine who wanted to buy it. Hung out at the body shop he works at with him and a couple more friends who showed up and then went and ate with them and came home. While we were there he fixed me up a paint sample for what Im going for with the Iroc. It looks perty. Now I just have to paint something with it and see how it looks. I think it needs to be darker. I dunno. Well I gotta work tomorrow at 11, so Im gonna take my ass to the shower and try to get some good sleep.